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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:10am

    This is my friend!! I got this text! I just found it while browsing! Awesome.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 10:47pm

    How do you get lost in Rhode Island?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 11:18pm

    sooo... i actually received this text. i feel pretty damn cool right now.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:27am

    You're in Rhode Island asshole.

    • Submitted by TheDENNISystem on Jul 16, 10 at 2:56am

      Your parents are Nazis. Your mom wears combat boots. Youre ugly and cant read well. Go die in a fire

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 10:27pm

    You r in my basement. Just fed you a muffin. Bbl

  • Submitted by jricker on Nov 20, 10 at 5:16pm

    u lie

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 5:48pm

    I was with this kid that night...absolutely hilarious. One of the top nights of summer

    • Submitted by tjsub4 on Mar 10, 10 at 10:32pm

      I'm pretty sure this is my text... who is this?

      • Submitted by jfiske on Oct 1, 10 at 3:47am

        nah tj its not yours. its from barrington

  • Submitted by greenbumho on Jan 21, 10 at 7:32pm

    I wonder if he's still lost...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 9:50pm

    RI reppin the ocean stateeeeee. Hopefully it was from Charlestownnnn

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:00am

    I love seeing Rhode Island on this site. Represent.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:42am

    this text gets 5 stars.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:47pm

    youre somewhere between the 7 11 on crenshaw and uranus

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:07am

    Go fuck yourself 10:54. Like I fucked your mothr last night dickwad. Such an 'asshat'.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 5:43pm

    yo sep 20. at 3:55 fuck no its umass amherst stupid fuck

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 7:43am

    Ahahhahahah love it!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:08am

    this captures the spirit of this site. too many stupid texts lately ie not from last night and not funny - sometimes not even texts

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 6:29pm

    i love you. second best text i saw on here

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:03am

    I am on the road to rhode island

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:03am

    Yea R.I. Rep it hard nigga, represent the south side

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 7:04am

    It's Rhode Island... there's only one degree of separation.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:13pm

    Hell yes, Rhode Island. I am proud of you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 6:24pm

    Founding member of the CCC

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:21am

    i do. im watching you right now. you should be afraid. verrry afraID.....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 7:20pm

    Church?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 10:34am

    this is my favorite !

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 11:41pm

    3:18 your a dumbass what are you 10?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:21am

    i should try this sometime

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:55pm

    this might be the best one i've seen on this site yet

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:15pm

    I think I will probably use this sometime in my life. Awesome.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:22am

    lol the thing about this site is you would THINK you're on here alone... but nooo...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:42pm

    Did you find out where you were? I'm curious now.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:44am

    I am in Rhode Island and I wish I knew who this was!! Whoever it is, this is a genius plan!

  • Submitted by camoblkbrry on Mar 8, 10 at 9:11am

    Good news is that I know where you are, the Bad news is your in Rhode Island

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:55am

    genius, this coulda helped me out so many times

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:51pm

    wow that was greatt i will write this as a draft and send it on friday nightt

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 12:40am

    Hey rhode island accents are sexy... Just sayin

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:25am

    gotta love rhode island. thing is, you can't be too far from anywhere, you're in RI

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    Submitted by trizvani on Apr 24, 11 at 1:18pm

    Lmfaoo I got this before

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 3:55am

    The university of rhode island is the number one party school on the east coast, google it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 7:34pm

    this is funny! they've been shit lately or made up but this was funny regerdless. :) glad everyone's on board. for once. i'm from rhody too.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:23am

    i wish i got this text today

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:29am

    1:46 nice family guy reference.

  • Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 14, 10 at 12:05am

    I do...u dont want to know

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 6:43pm

    ah barrington the good old days, thanksgiving is gonna be crazy

  • Submitted by primavera on Jan 13, 11 at 10:24pm

    I would pay so much money to hear the story behind this text.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:15am

    alright deuche bag who thinks hes cool cuz he thinks he knows that this is a random area code...i was there, i witnessed the monster that sent this, and ive been able to laugh about it ever since.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:24pm

    you're under a dock.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:25am

    we should serioiusly hook up

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:42am

    It's 10:00 pm do u no where ur children are

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:33am

    funniest text in a long time

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:26am

    fasho when and where?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:08pm

    yeah - this is pretty damn good.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 8:04pm

    Awsome!!

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    Submitted by argmebeapirate on Feb 9, 11 at 9:37pm

    Yes.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:09am

    lmao first thing i thought when i saw this was "OH FUCK" yup in caps ;)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 4:21pm

    Rhode island pride at it's finest we all get wasted yet somehow we get lost in the smallest state in the us lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 10:54am

    Haha I lover everyone saying it's from random as places I was born in rhode island and gre up here my whole like this is rhode island silly

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    Submitted by LTizzle12 on Mar 15, 12 at 8:37pm

    Lmao

  • Submitted by DeadChivalry on Dec 1, 10 at 3:40pm

    401 is RI. I'm in 508

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 3:02am

    Wow everyone in the state of rhode island Commented on this one

    • Submitted by TheDENNISystem on Jul 16, 10 at 3:03am

      I know you think youre funny. URI has 20,000 students and unless you live in NJ we have a higher population density than you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:33am

    I've been looking for you every where needless to say still haven't found you

  • Submitted by chicagobulls on Apr 29, 10 at 10:13pm

    Haha 1047 ftw how do you get lost in rhode island? Haha no offense

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:41pm

    I've once texted several people at the same party I was attending with "Need a little help locating 'up'. Found some ice to slip on, so probably outside!"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:33pm

    Come on! It's obvious - you're in THE matrix. jeee...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 6:26pm

    Epic.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:48pm

    Naw, I've been searching for me my whole life, finally gave up,just waiting for my next life to get it right...

  • Submitted by jd5293 on Jun 15, 11 at 9:12pm

    I love these college kids

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:23am

    Been there. Done that.

  • Submitted by breezyyb08 on Jul 15, 11 at 3:19pm

    haha ikno that feeling !

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:10pm

    dude your in RI....You can't be that lost

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:16pm

    hahaha ive been you. amazing text!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 1:15am

    hahahaha TJ!!! i know this kid. he's not from rhode island. he made up an area code. i feel like i know a famous person... o.O

    • Submitted by tjsub4 on Mar 10, 10 at 10:30pm

      who is this? i sent this text... and my intials are TJ. do you know me? and how did my text get on this website?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:25am

    this is absolutely fabulous. i needed this on friday.

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    Submitted by laxinn on Jan 31, 11 at 10:38pm

    Oh shit, my brother sent this.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 10:54pm

    Lmao too everyone that thaught this was RI. He chose a random area code... Don't feel special,your still small.

    • Submitted by jfiske on Oct 1, 10 at 3:50am

      why the fuck would they choose a random area code you stupid fuck

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:30am

    hahahaaaaaaaaaaa. This was funny

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    Submitted by Danielleisfly on Aug 16, 11 at 10:29am

    This is freakin awesome. My favorite text lol

  • Submitted by FunkyColeMedina on Apr 12, 11 at 2:46am

    Extacy Does that too

  • Submitted by lxcusack1025 on Mar 26, 10 at 8:26pm

    Rhode island baby they'll find you quick

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:51pm

    is this Manco...? If so, last I heard...Block Island

    • Submitted by TheDENNISystem on Jul 16, 10 at 2:57am

      Haha Im so glad the boat doesnt run that late! I wouldve ended up on the block so many times.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:46am

    i think you're in rhode island.

  • Submitted by alexlacey88 on Dec 7, 10 at 12:33am

    haha wow that's awesome

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:11am

    Haha, hilarious. As is 5:41

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:00pm

    HAHAHA. yeah rhode island is insanely small. my friend and i went for a drive the other day and we turned around after 45 minutes because we got to connecticut...then we went back home...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:33am

    best one on this site yet. hilarious.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:23am

    this made me laugh for 5 minutes straight.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:25pm

    ...this...is not a bad idea.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 6:05pm

    hahhah when he sent this he was a highschooler in barrington... thats how we do.. represent

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 8:09pm

    You can't get lost in the 401

    • Submitted by TheDENNISystem on Jul 16, 10 at 3:05am

      With the amount of weed the 401 smokes... we could get lost in our own houses

  • Submitted by Cocaineranger on Jul 14, 11 at 5:38pm

    I think this was the 1st text that made me lol.

  • Submitted by abc101 on Jan 3, 11 at 12:43pm

    rhode island REPRESENT

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:51am

    win. now that's a strategy.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:52pm

    My friends give me shit for mass texting from time-to-time. Yet to send this one..but it's Absolutely FABULOUS!!! :)

  • Submitted by aleemoe45 on May 17, 10 at 10:49pm

    dumbass.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:04pm

    Ah shit. I should have thought of sending a text like this on Saturday night. Good idea.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:45am

    This is an RI text actually. Long live woonsocket, the dirty dirty

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:33pm

    I NEED TO BE YOUR FRIEND RIGHT NOW HAHHA

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 3:18am

    I don't get it. Can some one explain?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 12:49am

    That would be the north side, dumbfuck.

    • Submitted by TheDENNISystem on Jul 16, 10 at 3:07am

      What the fuck are you talking about

  • Submitted by Ktkaleidoscope on Jul 16, 11 at 9:32am

    I always say that

  • Submitted by zingo on Nov 21, 11 at 8:41pm

    We are stoners, ba bu bum badat da dum

  • Submitted by maribeth11 on Jun 19, 11 at 11:15am

    so proud that this was in rhode island :')

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    Submitted by TheMasonX on Apr 3, 13 at 8:44pm

    Doug!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 8:45pm

    haha i finally tried this. the responses are incredible.

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    Submitted by kaedebmc on May 16, 12 at 10:57pm

    Nope no idea wer u r