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  • 60 23
    Submitted by WhiskerBiscuit on Jun 17, 13 at 4:12pm

    ...I have a a flip phone too.

  • 49 25
    Submitted by kingme on Jun 17, 13 at 4:57pm

    Mine has a telescoping antenna...

  • 47 35
    Submitted by ck24 on Jun 17, 13 at 11:29pm

    Next time i visit Missouri I will try this.. Oh wait, when the fuck would I ever want to visit that shithole?

  • 37 33
    Submitted by antisocialal on Jun 17, 13 at 10:52pm

    It's 2013 and you're still fucking strangers...

  • 38 38
    Submitted by HeatherGdubV on Jun 18, 13 at 1:19am

    Yay for Obama phones!

    • 11 25
      Submitted by WV_kiwi on Jun 18, 13 at 10:23am

      Obama's not a Flip

  • 32 31
    Submitted by jonathan171 on Jun 17, 13 at 10:00pm

    Are flip phones incapable of using numbers in texts?

  • 32 32
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 17, 13 at 9:37pm

    All a woman has to do for a date is lower their standards.

  • 29 31
    Submitted by Axel5238 on Jun 18, 13 at 7:05am

    It's 2013 and with all the shit of std's becoming more common and your dumb enough to fuck some stranger in a bathroom because you both had flip phones? Wow. Please don't have kids.

  • 23 23
    Submitted by chitownirishgirl on Jun 19, 13 at 2:09am

    Even more sad than having a flip phone in 2013: still using the word "rando" in 2013.

  • 24 35
    Submitted by AngrySailor on Jun 17, 13 at 6:19pm

    I have to keep cranking mine...

    • 17 19
      Submitted by fly_bi_night on Jun 18, 13 at 7:20am

      Well, if you can't get laid in a bathroom, cranking it is probably all you can do.

  • 18 25
    Submitted by taterslc on Jun 18, 13 at 1:52am

    Sad ho

  • 39 70
    Submitted by okieraider71 on Jun 17, 13 at 6:42pm

    Starbucks gets oddly pissed if you do that in their bathrooms. The fact my lady is a screamer might have something to do with it, but still we had the door locked. Gimme a break. I just forgot to stuff her panties in her mouth.

  • 26 57
    Submitted by firstisworst on Jun 17, 13 at 6:41pm

    Aaaaaand you're pathetic for fucking someone over a phone.

  • 10 43
    Submitted by adoline22 on Jun 17, 13 at 6:13pm

    iPhone