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  • 78 22
    Submitted by lol_wat on Dec 7, 12 at 7:37pm

    Why do people insist that Piercings set off metal detectors? Like Micholder said it'd have to be huge... or the detector set so sensitive that there'd be no point using it since a gum wrapper would set it off. I call bullshit, or the change in your pocket set it off.

    • 23 21
      Submitted by lol_wat on Dec 7, 12 at 7:41pm

      Btw I have a metric fuckton of piercings, and I have serviced metal detectors in the past... You'd have to have a barbell the size of a AA battery and made of lead to set off a standard airport metal detector...

  • 69 33
    Submitted by Micholder on Dec 7, 12 at 6:08pm

    yeah, that 3 inch anal gauge is pretty cool...

  • 58 26
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Dec 7, 12 at 8:14pm

    My piercings have never set off metal detectors. They're surgical-grade stainless, which is nonmagnetic.

  • 46 28
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 7, 12 at 8:01pm

    The hotter a girl is, the more she says "thingie" in conversation.

  • 39 20
    Submitted by bombsquad907 on Dec 7, 12 at 8:53pm

    I would've given Dave a high five too

  • 42 26
    Submitted by thundercat86 on Dec 7, 12 at 4:26pm

    I'm guessing clit.

    • 24 16
      Submitted by DemonicDuck on Dec 8, 12 at 10:43am

      very few girls have the "right shaped" clit for that. More likely a hood or lip piercing.

  • 35 17
    Submitted by planbplus on Dec 7, 12 at 11:42pm

    funny how you weren't high fived.

  • 37 27
    Submitted by Authiel on Dec 7, 12 at 8:43pm

    Mabye she didn't have a surgical steel piercing? That's my best guess....

  • 21 15
    Submitted by jallee on Dec 11, 12 at 2:12am

    I'm betting it was a x-ray body scanner and not a metal detector, hence the reason a piercing would set off an alarm. David probably got high fived by the security guys who saw the piercing and its exact location.

  • 22 20
    Submitted by jamible on Dec 8, 12 at 12:56pm

    So fake. I have a ton of piercings all over my body and never have I ever set off a metal detector. BS.

  • 18 30
    Submitted by cassielassie on Dec 8, 12 at 12:47am

    What...

  • 21 43
    Submitted by SserPrun95 on Dec 7, 12 at 11:36pm

    @lol_watt my guess a fake post and your overly pierced and sensitive self took the bait. Try not to be sensitive unless its a Prince Albert and if it is... Well that's your fault for being so fucking stupid.

    • 30 18
      Submitted by lol_wat on Dec 8, 12 at 12:00am

      lolk... Your comment makes about as much sense as a 12 year old would explaining quantum physics...