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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 11:18pm

    so you're the asshole that bought all the disco balls

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 11:31am

    dudes. kids can be at target at 4am. im 14 years old and was at kohls at 4am. me and my cousin, who is 13, saw like, 8 people we knew. and we were all hyper enough to dance. haahaa.

  • 81 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 7:13am

    This is why i love living in New Jersey.<3

  • 89 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 11:04pm

    umm you're my hero kthx.

  • 71 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 12:56am

    MY AREA CODE TOO.. GOOD JOB...

  • 79 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 11:46pm

    Spending all your money on hard liquor and disco balls ... Great way to to make use of black Friday

  • 80 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 1:16am

    True or not, it's funny.. And as was stated, kid could be a 17 or 18 y/o depending on the age of the texted.. Plus.. I always went with my mom and her friends, and friends kids... So I was about 10/11 outside stores waitin for it to open too.. Jus sayin. Not that I believe this any more or less than the other bs posts on here :-P

  • 71 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 9:21pm

    i used to get curfew tickets all the time this could be legit, even still funny as hell

  • 69 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 11:50pm

    sounds almost exactly like my morning without the disco balls and lava lamp

  • 74 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 4:29pm

    My concern is that the sender is sober and still thinks 4 disco balls and a lava lamp was all of their Christmas shopping.

  • 68 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 12:33am

    all the people calling fake: couldn't "kids" be like....college kids? i mean, personally, i'm 22 and my friends and i have never missed a black friday. and i wouldn't doubt there'd be a dance off in line if someone suggested it.

  • 64 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 11:17pm

    My area code sonnnn. Dirty jersey

  • 62 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 1:52am

    dafux you talking about

  • 72 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 11:32pm

    Even if it's not real it's still not funny.

  • 65 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 1:21pm

    christ sakes ANON you must've had it hard .you're such a douche. oh, let me make that more formal for you. douche'

  • 62 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 2:34am

    bahhahahah summit? Really? Haahaha Try new providence .. Jerseyyy

  • 66 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 3:54am

    @1158. Have you seriously ever been truly black Friday shopping? Parents drag any unwilling child under the age of 18 with them if they can. Not that unlikely.

  • 69 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 12:12am

    No one would bother sending this. Seems like someone wanted to tell us about their day.

  • 68 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 12:09am

    Target, dance off AND disco balls. This was totally me

  • 66 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 11:24pm

    That sounds amazing.

  • 67 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 9:23pm

    you know when you assholes tear it down saying its fake it takes all the fun out of the website. Just assume there real its alot more humorous then trying to judge whether or not its real or fake.

  • 64 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 12:27am

    What area was this Target in? They haven't sold lava lamps since the 90s.

  • 63 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 12:00am

    Groovy!!!!!go peace and happiness man!!!!

  • 63 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 11:07pm

    Not that interesting. aiight beech

  • 58 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 6:42pm

    908 baby thats how we do, blunts and Summit baby

  • 67 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 6:57am

    Only you fuckin weak willed weak minded college kids analyze this shit because class is to hard for you. It's really pathetic

  • 67 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 3:16am

    They don't even have to be younger. I call people my own age kids. It's just a figure of speech. Plus there are chilren who are dragged shopping on black Friday. You're all acting like a bunch of 11 year olds have cars and make decisions like that. They were brought by their parents. Calm down and stop over anayxing.

  • 67 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 12:38pm

    Please. Can I be on your Christmas list?

  • 58 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 9:45pm

    i wrote this. it's totally fake. its not even funny. i was just bored. peace niggs.

  • 60 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 9:44am

    Frickin awesome dude!!!

  • 57 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 5:27pm

    didn't happen, nice try though pzpzpzpz

  • 64 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 2:13pm

    Sounds fucking awesome

  • 55 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 1:59am

    So I figure, if I pull on my penis twice a day, every day, it can gain another 1.5 inches by the end of the year!

  • 50 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 2:18am

    SUMMIT TARGET? THEY'RE NOT OPEN AT 4:00

  • 52 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 8:49pm

    FIRST! oh, wait. this is hard.

  • 58 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 11:48am

    @10:04. No rage just a general disdain for anyone who think that they have ANY part of life figured out when they still aren't living on their own and paying their way. It's very troublesome that any of you are functioning in society without full time supervision.

  • 57 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 12:40am

    kids could mean baby goats! it was me!!!!!!!! and I raped all the kids in the farm mother fucks!! so fuck u cock suckers

  • 58 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 11:58pm

    11:07 agreed, that's when I was convinced this was fake. If you are going to lie on tfln, atleast make it interesting

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 11:07pm

    3 kids at 4 am get fucking real.

  • 7 6
    Submitted by SmartCookie on Dec 12, 13 at 2:06pm

    I hope those were among other items. 5 gifts isn't much Xmas shopping...

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    Submitted by ambersolovelyy on May 3, 10 at 10:45pm

    wow lolol