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  • 38 40
    Submitted by ThisCantBeReal on Jan 9, 13 at 10:29am

    Well, I suppose it's basically a statistical guarantee if you limit yourself to trolling the neighborhood where the mental ward is located.

  • 37 39
    Submitted by Massive_Attack on Jan 9, 13 at 12:48pm

    Skrillex chix are weird. But how could you not bang them if they're hot to trot?

  • 37 41
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jan 9, 13 at 6:34pm

    Along with this hairstyle, and cocaine, are there any other bad ideas from the 1980s that people want to bring back?

  • 32 46
    Submitted by tspencer227 on Jan 9, 13 at 12:50pm

    Scenester girls. Who would have thought that Daddy issues would look so good in tights and neon?

  • 34 51
    Submitted by finalflash08 on Jan 9, 13 at 9:36am

    Jokes on you. They were actually guys.