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  There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.

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  (562): There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph. http://tfl.nu/ubbg
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  Submitted by LoadofCode on Feb 9, 13 at 2:00pm

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  How do you know the word epitaph, but not know how to spell reigning?

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  Submitted by ck24 on Feb 9, 13 at 1:57pm

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  So you were that fat drunk slut on Sunday?

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  Submitted by facebookqueen on Feb 10, 13 at 2:58am

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  Thank you, LoadofCode! Geesh!

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  Submitted by kin_in_in on Feb 11, 13 at 11:48am

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  Ask questions first, fuck Barbara Walters later. Oh, "than".

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  Submitted by cjmk95 on Feb 9, 13 at 12:12pm

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  W yzdh

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