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  Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.

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  (443): Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER. http://tfl.nu/iqvs
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  Submitted by crissy2013 on Dec 7, 10 at 10:31pm

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  Yeah, not difficult considering alcohol affects the part of the hippocampus that's involved in creating new memories, not remembering old ones.

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  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 10 at 7:05pm

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  Yeah, Isnt so difficult

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  Submitted by lori_ann87 on Dec 7, 10 at 6:34pm

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  If you don't remember your social security number, no matter what state you're in...well I can't think of anything NOT offensive, but I memorized that by the age of 6.

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  Submitted by kewlkid on Dec 7, 10 at 5:41pm

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  He remembers because last drunken trip he got it tattooed on his arm

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