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  • 75 52
    Submitted by Oh_God_I_did_wha on Jul 19, 12 at 2:04am

    This guy sounds like a totally pretentious 25 year old frattard to me. Get over yourself.

  • 81 65
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jul 18, 12 at 8:58pm

    WTF is wrong with you? Are you bored with life? If you don't want that, I'll take it! I'm 46, I was doing crazy shit when you were still swimming around in your father's balls and I'm still doing crazy shit. If I can still do it so can you. Give it up because you met The One and want to get married, if you must, but don't go around complaining about how old you are. Not to me!

    • 46 54
      Submitted by ck24 on Jul 18, 12 at 11:21pm

      Damn gramps arent you a little fucking old to be posting on this site?

      • 38 66
        Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jul 18, 12 at 11:40pm

        You'd be surprised at the number of my friends who at least read here. You're never too old to be amused by people drunkenly doing stupid stuff. :-) "Here, hold my beer"

        • 43 58
          Submitted by ck24 on Jul 19, 12 at 12:33am

          This is true... drunken stupidity is hilarious at any age...

          • 43 54
            Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jul 19, 12 at 3:24am

            Especially so when it's somebody else doing it. :-D

      • 16 29
        Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Aug 28, 12 at 8:51pm

        Look, everyone! An ageist! He must have built a time machine and traveled here from the '60s!

  • 80 66
    Submitted by lookinassnigga on Jul 18, 12 at 4:43pm

    who says that?? wait till it goes away and see how you feel

    • 42 49
      Submitted by nunubeest on Jul 18, 12 at 6:39pm

      fuck I hear that...first time someone calls you "sir" in the age group you were banging not a month ago...like a kick in my ball's soul

      • 42 62
        Submitted by lookinassnigga on Jul 18, 12 at 10:54pm

        haha but u still nailed her

      • 19 28
        Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Aug 28, 12 at 8:55pm

        It's a sign of respect, not being younger than you... I'm 22, teaching an introductory class at a university, and people call me Sir.

  • 61 54
    Submitted by arychuk on Jul 18, 12 at 5:42pm

    Hef is still doing it at his age, why not you?

  • 63 59
    Submitted by R_Shackleford on Jul 19, 12 at 4:22am

    Where are you going that still has foam parties, the year 2000?

  • 58 50
    Submitted by UniqueNordic on Jul 19, 12 at 6:54am

    Boastfulness in the guise of a complaint.

  • 71 76
    Submitted by Madcritter on Jul 18, 12 at 9:03pm

    first lifestyle change find another word to use than chicks.

  • 55 56
    Submitted by blahshutup on Jul 18, 12 at 5:26pm

    What is wrong with you???? Sounds great to me!

  • 47 44
    Submitted by souljehr on Jul 19, 12 at 2:02pm

    I'm gonna be the troll here and call this one FAKE!

  • 55 60
    Submitted by wagonwheel91 on Jul 19, 12 at 9:23am

    But you're never too old for grammar

  • 57 65
    Submitted by bamajuice on Jul 19, 12 at 2:15pm

    High school chicks, I get older they stay the same age. Alright, Alright, Alright

  • 46 44
    Submitted by kin_in_in on Jul 19, 12 at 12:31pm

    This sounds like a dyke camp counselor to me ( in a good way).

  • 43 67
    Submitted by Deadwhale on Jul 20, 12 at 12:59am

    You're only as old as the women you feel.

    • 20 23
      Submitted by GingerTimelady on Aug 26, 12 at 10:20pm

      I believe that one was first said by the immortal Groucho Marx.

  • 20 30
    Submitted by teaa on Jul 27, 12 at 1:18pm

    explanibrag: Bragging under the guise of an explanation. One typically thinks he/she can get away with it because the person they're bragging to asked for the explanation.

  • 33 57
    Submitted by karazyboys on Jul 19, 12 at 5:58pm

    @ unique.... You hit the nail right on the head with that one...... Fucking douchebag