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  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 12:51pm

    wow, i can't believe how gayly passionate you people are about this shit. Yes, clearly a fake story, but why do you give a shit? I chuckled briefly. How are these texts 'killing the site'. The site is meant to ammuse. I was ammused. If anything, it's the people who submit the fake texts who are lame because the reality of their lives aren't interesting enough...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 3:09pm

    haha i believe it is real. one time i bumped into another "person" when i was really drunk at a club. i said sorry and tried to move out of the way. the "person" went the same way i did... and i then i tried to move to the other side and so did the other "person"..... i thought "oh. this is awkward." then i realized it was in fact a mirror. im not proud of this moment..... but it did in fact happen,,,,,, haha,,,,, sadly.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 7:48pm

    Fake or not... it's pretty damn funny... However, you people need to get a life because it is just a website!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 10:17pm

    Explain? :( I'm so lost

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:15am

    People actually laughed at this? The editors need to step it up! They're the only gatekeepers!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 5:12am

    lmao, aww poor drunk guy lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 5:18am

    how many more times must the fact that verizon to verizon can send over 160 characters be stated? jesus. fake or not, it was still possible to send that text.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 11:07am

    Agreed, 10:47am. So fake, so dumb.

  • Submitted by KillshawtyKill on Jan 31, 10 at 7:33am

    real or not but i if you were on ex than it probably real. when im on ex i can look in the mirror or ill talk shit to myself.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 11:55pm

    Are people really questioning the integrity of a site dedicated to drunken texts? That’s just like Tucker Carlson questioning the integrity of a show like the Daily Show. Its a fun site to post funny stories/jokes real or fake...I urge all of you who disputed this quite passionately to get lives and contribute something else to society.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 11:22am

    FAKE. This site did used to be good.... now it's failing like FML.

  • Submitted by LoLSmileyFace on Feb 7, 10 at 5:33pm

    haha one of my favorites

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 5:52pm

    No, it was really another guy.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:20am

    So, this is actually my friend and this guy she met....this is actually what happened, I swear. I've seen this text.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 1:38am

    i dont really care if its fake or not, it was funny an di can see my friends doing that lol. but to whoever said it was in vegas...818 is the San Fernando Valley area and 323 is right around LA. thats California not Nevada...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 4:40pm

    guys its funny at least, you dont know if its fake. you cant underestimate drunken texts. its hilarious.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 10:13pm

    look on the bright side, at least its an EPIC TFLN FAIL

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:13pm

    fake, stupid and long. die slow

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:05pm

    Its not true, but its hilarious!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:23pm

    This is fake. No doubt.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 6:28pm

    oh mannnn. Wouldn't you see the guy's lips movingg?? Stupid. Think out your fake texts.

  • Submitted by blackguy on Mar 9, 10 at 12:11am

    He punched the mirror

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 12:15pm

    its too bad...this site used to be good, but the fakeness is killing it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 2:03pm

    Would have been better if it had less detail

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 10:58pm

    lame. quit making shit up.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 10 at 12:39pm

    Lol fake

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 10:36am

    Lol it was the mirror

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 4:14pm

    Omg, the same thing hapened to me last night at that party..man i was drunk...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 9:58pm

    OH! i get it....cause it's a mirror!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! everyone needs to chill

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 9:13pm

    this still made me laugh really hard, fake or not.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 11:33pm

    In soviet Russia mirror punch you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 4:31pm

    to the person doubting it on the basis of how long it is in general - i hate abbreviating words, and tend to send pretty lengthy texts myself (as i'm sure you guessed based on this post alone) Just a little lesson for you all. In the end - I agree that the post is likely fake as well. Even still, it gave me a chuckle to picture something like that actually happening...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 6:50pm

    I happen to know a guy who in a nightclub full of mirrors, hilariously called "reflections" was so drunk he had an argument with himself for staring at him...never came to blows he is a peaceful sort, just told him to fuck off staring so who knows, there may be a shred??

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 12:55am

    I hope to GOD this is real

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 9:26pm

    On the iphone you can send a novel text no problem.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:22pm

    to everyone who hates i had to deal with someone who was so drunk they punched the asshole in the mirror. It is possible to get that drunk.

  • Submitted by zachneedg on Feb 18, 11 at 11:58pm

    Fake.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 4:12am

    Hahahaha it's a mirror this us a great post

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 7:57pm

    Fake, yes, but funny as hell. I was quite high, and was looking in the mirror, and could not understand why I looked different.... turns out it was a window.

  • Submitted by KillshawtyKill on Jan 31, 10 at 7:31am

    this may be fake but.\nwhen im on ex i cant look in the mirror or all talk shit to myself.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 3:45pm

    really? how stupid are you? i'm thinking you had a lot more than alcohol that night. lay off the drugs, dude.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 4:03am

    Made my day doubt this happened but whatevss

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 12:44pm

    Honestly, it's funny. who cares if it's fake? FML is starting to suck because people keep rewriting/editing stories already posted, and re posting them. Atleast this was original.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 1:28am

    Made up, but halious.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 2:19pm

    dudeeee u punched a mirror. your such a dumbshit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 9:26am

    SHUT THE F UP! It's just an f-ing text!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 12:16am

    I have no text limit on my phone so you people need to STFU. who gives a crap if it's fake?!?!

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    Submitted by mclane330 on Jul 20, 10 at 3:11pm

    Fffffffake

  • Submitted by crazyshitman on Mar 23, 10 at 2:15am

    HELLA FAIL

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 6:05pm

    Fake!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 6:03am

    fuck this you have to be borderline retarded to think there is someone in a mirror. i dont care what drugs you take or how much alcohol you drink this is fucking bullshit and dumb kids like the one that posted this should fucking kill themselves. way to ruin the site fuckhead stop posting obvious fake shit... i dont really care if some shit is fake if its funny and not obvious like this fucking bullshit. damnit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 5:24pm

    who cares... its FUNNY

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:03pm

    who fucking cares if it's fake? all of it is funny anyway. i laughed at this. so it doesn't really matter. all of you need to chill and not care so much.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 12:41pm

    once I pushed this woman because i thought she WAS my own reflection in a glass door and I was trying to open the door. and I was stone cold sober.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 5:01pm

    if he was on PCP, it would make perfect sense.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 3:55pm

    I liked it none the less.

  • Submitted by thynameisjin on Feb 19, 10 at 11:22pm

    ...i just want to see this really happen lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 10:03pm

    haha fake or not this made me laugh really hard but really who punches someone over the same shirt? hahahaha dude, u shouldve called me, we look like idiots

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 4:45pm

    Get over yourselves and stop hating on the site. If you don't like one little text, move on and stop bitching.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:44pm

    818 area<333333 it happens dipshits hahahahaha

  • Submitted by NJ_VA on Apr 26, 10 at 5:22pm

    @4:31. text length doesnt really mean much anymore. The newer phones CAN do texts over 500char. And I have a friend who did something similar, so I believe this story. And who cares if it's fake? Its funny!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 6:38am

    It could easily be fake, but I have had friends who fought their reflections while on acid, pcp etc so it all depends

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:30pm

    No one is that stupid...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 3:51pm

    lighten up. it's funny.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 10:25am

    thats loose, real or not

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 5:14am

    So um, who is it to decide what's fake and what's real? If that's the case, then I suppose everything we see is fake. I thought that was pretty damn funny. Sorry to hear your lives aren't as random as this guys.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 11:34pm

    idc if its fake, still funny!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 5:18pm

    lmaoo i wouldnt say its fakee right awayy . because we all havee thosee kind of momentss ? but damn if its true, that guyy must've been drunkk as helll .

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 10:27pm

    hahahahha at may 20th 12:51 you all really are gayly passionate. yeah it's fake, get over it. if you have a problem, shut your gayly passionate asses up and get off the site.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 7:36pm

    Well, I'm a cop and was on duty going into a very dark house that had been burgled.. Windows were blacked out and I couldn't see shit... So I got my asp out and peered round the corner... I jumped in fright having 'seen' someone in the dark... Only to find that there was a mirror at the end of the hall... It was my own reflection!!! DOH

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 3:47pm

    LOL! this is funny ..&& you can say its fake bc of how many characters are in the text bc Blackberrys can send up to 6 pages worth

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 12:27pm

    who punches someone over the same shirt?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 8:32pm

    seriously fake. & who the hell texts anything that long anyway?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 10:25am

    HA! this is fucking epic...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 5:42pm

    it matters if its fake because whats funny about this site is that it actually happened

  • Submitted by here2say on Aug 4, 10 at 2:51pm

    hahahaha mirror! That is funny!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:17pm

    i told a few people this story myself and they laughed too. cool story

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 1:52pm

    Who cares if its fake, its hillarious.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 1:45pm

    shits weak! faaaaake

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 5:20am

    Even if it was fake, you're still trying to kill time, it's just entertainment. I laughed.

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    Submitted by Fumbls on Nov 23, 11 at 8:48pm

    I've thought my reflection was some guy next to me before. The difference is I was drunk AND wear glasses

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 9:42am

    You're a hilarious idiot

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:54am

    Not only have I been drunk enough to start talking to my reflection, but I have been sober and done it too! I've apologized for bumping into poles before. Then again I do drink a lot. Being from Wisconsin, we do that.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 3:06am

    Dude this is the funniest text ever! I actually don't think it's fake..I mean drunk people are pretty freakin funny..and do some pretty crazy things..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:24am

    And this is when you know you drink too much !

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 6:58pm

    Fake or not, this was the only post on here that has made me chuckle out loud.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 5:22pm

    this is true ! It happened to me !!! OMG

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:08am

    LMFAOOO how wasted or stoned or both do u have to be to get that done? lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 4:31am

    Obviously it's fake. Let me put that dispute to rest: FAR MORE THAN 160 CHARACTERS. In fact it has 200 more, at 360 characters. It is lame that the site didn't catch just this as a sign of fakeness. They could easily filter out these fakes. But it's also lame that people post fake texts.

    • Submitted by theotherguy on Sep 25, 10 at 10:35pm

      You're a loser for taking the time to count every character. And if it's Verizon to Verizon, texts can contain more than 160 characters

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    Submitted by chad67e on Feb 21, 12 at 10:14pm

    Wats making this site die is faggets who call these funny ass texts fake! Who rele cares, ur reading em to make u laugh right? And i bet it did so F off!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 10:47am

    So many of these are obviously made up anymore, the site is slowly dying.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 12:35pm

    insanely fake and unoriginal

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 1:42pm

    It's the reality that makes it funny. The fakeness makes it seem like a teenager trying to make up a funny story.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:55pm

    i mean whatever about it being fake i laffed out loud so w/e

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 11:05am

    This isn't even funny. I am now stupider for having read this.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 4:19am

    Who cares if its fake? Its funny as AIDS. Like Cold Stones, Gotta Love It!

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    Submitted by Vardar on Jun 18, 12 at 3:48pm

    Just wanted to comment on the fake thing, my best friend nearly got in a fight with my mirror because she was drunk and trying to walk thru my closet to the bathroom to piss but and I quote " this naked bitch won't get the fuck out if my way".

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 9:25pm

    my txts allow 800 characters so i could really bore the fucking pants off people...if i so chose....to 11.05 AM "more stupid" although stupider is probably quite appropriate :)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:55pm

    I dont care if this is fake or not but i just laughed so hard....

  • Submitted by parthboy80 on Mar 31, 10 at 6:28pm

    Lmfao that would be a good blonde joke

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 11:05pm

    Represent south Cali!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 11:06pm

    Literally... this is so ridiculous that it makes me not want to read these anymore.. get a life.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 4:32pm

    I bet it was an affliction shirt

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 2:52am

    This would be 818/323 in lameness

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 3:11pm

    fuck it..FAKE OR NOT..this is HILLARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha o man *dead*

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    Submitted by nameinlights25 on Oct 11, 10 at 1:54am

    real or fake, freaking hilarious.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 7:09pm

    just because the event is fake doesn't mean it's a fake text... ya'll are dumb

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 4:25am

    it might have bee believable if he wasn't like "dude you shoulda called me" cuz obviously a stranger is not going to call you and tell you about a shirt he's going to wear? ..... ugh.

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    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Feb 12, 12 at 10:17pm

    Marshall did that in an episode of How I Met Your Mother. Hella drunk and walking towards the bathroom down a hallway and starts talking tough and acting all hard. And then he walks straight in to the mirror. It was hilarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 1:11pm

    Epic my ass. This is made up, and really stupid. They both contradict one another on so many levels. Too much time dude.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 8:54pm

    I hate all the people saying this is fake. They don't get that crazy stuff happens when you're drunk. Especially in Vegas.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:46pm

    Been there, Done that, Have scars. It get less embarrassing, and it's a great story!

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    Submitted by GreenKid94 on Apr 3, 11 at 12:37am

    Fake or not, it doesn't fucking matter! Laugh and move on! Get the fuck over yourselves, are you kidding me!?

  • Submitted by TF141Bishop on Mar 16, 10 at 4:11am

    Really 10:17?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 7:12pm

    Oh really? Thanks for telubg me

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 10:29pm

    this would be legit if it was legit, but it probably wasn't legit.

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    Submitted by jazzsmile123 on Apr 10, 13 at 10:52am

    That was suck like poo

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 12:21am

    Lolol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 4:55am

    This guy is the reason that they put cooking directions on soup cans

  • Submitted by MsBridgetAnne on Apr 12, 10 at 12:21am

    Haha, love ittt

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:00am

    My guess is that it's fake based on how long the middle part is. too many characters.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 11:14am

    easilythegayest thing ever. Kill yourself

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:43pm

    Fake, but very funny.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 11:09am

    wow, thats fake. and dumb.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 5:53pm

    man if you whiners don't like it don't read it. Shut the F up for christ's sake !!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 10:42am

    This post is so obviously fake, and my interest in the site just died.

  • Submitted by prometheus on Jul 26, 10 at 1:38am

    ....-_- ... Yea......

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 1:07am

    12:16.....how does u having no text limit even relate to this being fake? and to whoever posted this....stop being a fucking retard.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 5:03pm

    I think that the way 12:51 spells "amuse" is more amusing than this entire post...

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    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on May 3, 13 at 4:42am

    This is the best in How I Met Your Mother when Marshall was drunk and almost got in a fight with himself in the mirror. Hilarious!

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    Submitted by rudeboybass on Oct 15, 14 at 2:46pm

    Had cousin punched a wall thinking it was dude. I told him he killed the guy and he yelled, "he's still standing up!!" He was sure it was a person.