I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
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Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
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THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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