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Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.

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(817): Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong. http://tfl.nu/ru69

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Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.

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(817): Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks. http://tfl.nu/jci6

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Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard

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Pass or fail tho

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(817): Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard (1-817): Pass or fail tho http://tfl.nu/htlu

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Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!

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(817): Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude! http://tfl.nu/8kar

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I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.

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(817): I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember. http://tfl.nu/qd7b

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Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.

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I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.

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(817): Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult. (817): I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this. http://tfl.nu/zqxi

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Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?

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(817): Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one? http://tfl.nu/bc4f

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I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.

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(817): I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult. http://tfl.nu/nj2j

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I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.

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(817): I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita. http://tfl.nu/fdg7

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I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...

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Cross faded me is not the classiest.

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No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that

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(512): I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed... (512): Cross faded me is not the classiest. (817): No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that http://tfl.nu/rzqz

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Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"

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(817): Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn" http://tfl.nu/96q8

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Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.

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(817): Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go. http://tfl.nu/gkdk

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apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon

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(817): apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon http://tfl.nu/fh3y

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Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.

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(817): Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me. http://tfl.nu/booy

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i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar

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(817): i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar http://tfl.nu/a2fz

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