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  • Submitted by Hedonistic on Feb 15, 12 at 9:50am

    Victory lap! Yes, girls have them too! And maybe a happy dance!

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      Submitted by porksword on Feb 15, 12 at 11:03am

      I did one of those Monday night, then fell asleep by 10.

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        Submitted by Hedonistic on Feb 15, 12 at 12:54pm

        Congratulations on your conquest and for making Valentine's day a 2-day event, but seriously 10:00 PM?!?! Hmmm... Is it because you're really, really old or that your endeavor got the best of you?

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          Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Feb 15, 12 at 12:58pm

          I AM old...and I stayed up WAY later than that. It better have been worth it.

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            Submitted by porksword on Feb 15, 12 at 2:12pm

            It wasn't a conquest, more of a mutual surrender. I gave her the best of me, isn't that how it's supposed to be? We started early, had some interruptions, and my victory lap and happy dance finished me off. Plus I'm like Yoda old.

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              Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Feb 15, 12 at 5:31pm

              "Spooge or Spooge not, there is no try."

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                Submitted by Hedonistic on Feb 15, 12 at 8:23pm

                If Yoda did a happy dance and was out by 10, there's no question... Spooge! But... Blue pills, does he need?

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                  Submitted by porksword on Feb 15, 12 at 10:25pm

                  Pills I do not need. Use my light sabre have you not seen?

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    Submitted by EdiTTor55 on Feb 15, 12 at 9:39am

    That's a freaking explosion of awesomeness.

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    Submitted by McTastySweater on Feb 16, 12 at 4:08pm

    Better late than never dog!

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    Submitted by Ekky on Mar 5, 12 at 11:23pm

    stride of pride...

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    Submitted by AllFuggedUp on Feb 15, 12 at 1:28pm

    stop walking in shame and jump in bed naked with him for pitty! that would've cut the waiting time at least in half.