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  • 40 22
    Submitted by DGES on Dec 20, 12 at 12:08pm

    Too bad they'll use a bag valve mask when they arrive...no fairy tale for you :(

  • 32 21
    Submitted by islabarbara on Dec 20, 12 at 11:26pm

    No. The dumb girl version.

  • 25 25
    Submitted by stikybriches on Dec 20, 12 at 3:51pm

    You're a fucking retard

  • 25 25
    Submitted by ck24 on Dec 20, 12 at 1:33pm

    Until he sees the ferpes on your face and thinks better of it

  • 27 29
    Submitted by 4NIC8OR on Dec 20, 12 at 11:32am

    I'm pretty sure it doesn't work like that.

  • 24 24
    Submitted by TeepeeGirl on Dec 20, 12 at 3:13pm

    With my luck it would be a 300 lb dyke.

  • 19 20
    Submitted by bloodywings11 on Dec 20, 12 at 9:54pm

    Original version of Sleeping Beauty? FAR surpasses your supposed sluttiness.

  • 27 37
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 20, 12 at 10:32pm

    This is the path to shooting up an elementary school.

  • 9 5
    Submitted by bananacray on Jun 10, 13 at 11:43am

    FYI not all EMTs are male or bull dykes.