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  • 64 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:50pm

    imagine playing your shitty sport on ice using a fucking bent stick to hit a much smaller "ball" and actually be able to make contact with each other. Remove all the fun and athletcism out of hockey and you get soccer

  • 54 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 4:39pm

    I like atheist hippie girls with more free love than they know what to do with

  • 53 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 7:30am

    Mormon girls are pretty nice. Helps keep me awake on Sunday

  • 48 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:58pm

    Roll tide just sayin....

  • 54 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 9:03am

    I'm a hot Mormon girl...its our cute sunday dresses ain't it? ;)

  • 47 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 10:16am

    NOT FUNNYYYY!! people are trying too hard, these texts are getting dumb and dumber

  • 47 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 4:33pm

    I'm Irish, no of you yanks can drinkfor shit!

  • 43 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:03pm

    I'm Irish. And I make Mormon girls leave church. Just who do you thing you are fooling with your drunk?

  • 45 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:44pm

    The Irish are responsible for the stabilization and growth of the Western US

  • 41 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:52am

    I am going to drink a lot and eventually passout but first I am going to I am going to attempt a witty metaphor about defiling myself

  • 38 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:44pm

    Roll tide! Pasadena bound!!

  • 41 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 4:46pm

    Haha Mormon girls are amazing. I almost regret moving from Utah just because I miss the eye candy.

  • 40 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 6:05pm

    Roll tide not sayin just sayin...

  • 45 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 8:42am

    first off, if they'll hook up with you, they're probably not actually a believer of the mormon faith. and second, whatever idiot alabama fan kept posting "roll tide,"... stop. because you give all of the not-annoying alabama fans a bad name.

  • 37 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:40pm

    You yanks are bigotted bastards we ain't the scum of the earth just because we know how to have a good time

  • 43 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:54pm

    Roll tide just sayin.....

  • 39 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:49pm

    Roll tide just sayin....

  • 41 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 4:34pm

    Mormon girls are hot.... Mormon guys are hotter...

  • 41 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:38pm

    I'm Irish, a hot girl, definatly not Mormon and doubt you could out drink me.

  • 41 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:55am

    1:18, the duggars are not mormon.

  • 40 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:41pm

    Will you Euros and Americans just stop arguing about drinking and sports. Good lord all of you are whiny little bitches. Especially you 10:29, you are the biggest piece of shit on here.

  • 38 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:38pm

    i don't know how you getting wasted can make middle aged men look like teenage girls.

  • 34 32
    Submitted by chloebbz on Jul 18, 10 at 9:55pm

    Stop hating on the Irish, bitches! .. We're cool :P

  • 35 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 12:35am

    Very original. Made me lmao. Thank you.

  • 40 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:50am

    1:17 fat girls need love too! And they are not EW you dick wipe!!

  • 33 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:01am

    Soccer is a great game I wouldn't call it a sport golf soccer tennis darts pool chess their all real fun games.

  • 33 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:51pm

    Roll tide just sayin...

  • 41 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 6:40pm

    Apparently you haven't partied with many Mormon girls

  • 38 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 6:43pm

    I'm moving to Utah :( fml

  • 37 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 6:00pm

    Roll tide just sayin....

  • 34 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:50pm

    Roll tide just sayin.....

  • 38 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:06pm

    C-A-T-S CATS CATS CATS

  • 34 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:18am

    God bless the Duggars! 

  • 34 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:07am

    They're Sorry don't want to piss the losers off who correct everyone.

  • 32 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:02pm

    It's so sad that these are my peers, whose worlds are so small that this is the most exciting thing they can think to do. -Sephy

  • 32 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 8:07pm

    6:43pm... That's def an FML. I'm visiting right now and the people are weirddddd...

  • 36 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 6:02pm

    Roll tide just sayin...

  • 43 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:55pm

    Roll tide just sayin....

  • 34 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:32pm

    Ayo I'm gunna let you finish but..

  • 38 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 6:04pm

    Roll tide just sayin....

  • 37 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:55pm

    Roll tide just sayin....

  • 39 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:28pm

    In Soviet Russia, middle-aged Irish guys waste you!

  • 36 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 4:34pm

    There is so much wrong with this op

  • 37 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:05pm

    Mormon girls are hot

  • 36 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 8:40am

    Thats really ignorant to say!

  • 33 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 6:03pm

    Roll tide just sayin....

  • 34 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:49pm

    Roll tide just sayin...

  • 36 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 6:01pm

    Roll tide just sayin....

  • 34 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:57pm

    Roll tide just sayin....

  • 28 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:18pm

    one thing to get wasted but you have to know how to fight WHILE wasted if you want to upstage the Irish.

  • 34 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:02pm

    Just another lousy ass drunk. How do you start out getting wasted? You need help. Try AA.

  • 29 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:53pm

    Roll tide just sayin.....

  • 31 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:29pm

    Mormon girls are HOT! dammit I love Utah!

  • 30 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:22pm

    Oh and ManU hell yeah!

  • 35 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:53pm

    Roll tide just sayin....

  • 33 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:50pm

    Roll tide just sayin....

  • 24 29
    Submitted by crazyman217 on Feb 16, 11 at 9:44pm

    My family consists of a lot middle aged Irish men...yeah. Not possible

  • 34 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 6:03pm

    Roll tide just sayin....

  • 34 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:30pm

    5:20's a loser. I know plenty of Irish (men and women) who are great people. but if I had to pick I'd take a Russian guy any day!

  • 38 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 6:03pm

    Roll tide just sayin....

  • 27 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 7:51pm

    6:43 I'm sorry... ManU ftw :)

  • 36 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 6:07pm

    I'm 5:20 and for the record the Yanks are horrible too but the Irish...may God have mercy on you drunk, fat terrorists

  • 26 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 12:06am

    What's with the slutty "Mormon" girls on here who are probably 14 saying, "I'm a hot Mormon girl" when in reality they probably have no measurable chest size and think the idea of a fun time is going to build-a-bear? Please leave the Internet you skanky bitches, and stop acting like a bad ass. Thank you.

  • 34 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:47pm

    1022 the actual "manly" version of soccer would be either hockey, lacrosse or rugby. All of which they don't cry after contact and expect a yellow. Soccer women and fans have more balls than the male players

  • 30 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:09pm

    You are doing it too.

  • 34 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:56pm

    Roll tide just sayin....

  • 26 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:53pm

    Roll tide just sayin.....

  • 30 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:52pm

    Roll tide just sayin.....

  • 27 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 7:28pm

    it's not the irish that you need to learn to out drink, it's the Scottish! We rule at knowing how to have a good time! You haven't been to a party till you've been to a Scottish one!

  • 26 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:54pm

    Roll tide just sayin.....

  • 35 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:58pm

    Roll tide just sayin....

  • 32 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:22pm

    10:10 can go fuck himself...actually he'd probably enjoy it. I bet he's American. You fat prick. Go watch some American football while we play real sports

  • 33 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:52pm

    Roll tide just sayin...

  • 29 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 9:50pm

    10:57 I think is mixing Mormons up with either the Amish or the Jews

  • 32 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 8:31am

    Some people on here obviously don't get the joke. He doesn't mean he will get wasted until they LOOK like Mormon girls. He's referring to the stereotype that middle aged Irish men are typical drunks and Mormon girls are supposed to be very conservative. Therefore, he will get so wasted that Irishmen will look like Mormon girls compared to him.

  • 22 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:07pm

    I'd believe this this crap if I was 10

  • 22 39
    Submitted by TheTodControl on Jun 12, 10 at 12:48am

    I live in Mormon country. \n\nBelieve me...they're the same thing.

  • 29 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 10:57pm

    what....no tits? Hairy chest? Bad teeth? I'd rather do a middle aged Irish guy in the ass than a Mormon bitch

  • 29 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:58pm

    Roll tide just sayin....

  • 35 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:36pm

    I hate Mormons. It's a fucking cult!

  • 24 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:50pm

    not all of us 5:40! i admit it's just the ignorant ones, of which there are unfortunately too many. from 5;30

  • 30 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 6:51pm

    6:40, you are the ass. You typed "ur" instead of "you're." It makes you look like a childish fuck. And that other guy is right. Fuck the Irish! Manchester United! Oh and I'd leave that asshole before he beats you.

  • 28 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:56pm

    Roll tide just sayin.....

  • 26 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:51pm

    Roll tide just sayin...

  • 25 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:59pm

    Roll tide just sayin.....

  • 31 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 6:40pm

    Seriously? My boyfriend is Irish. 5:20, ur an ass. The Irish are awesome and have sexy accents!

  • 30 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 6:01pm

    Roll tide just sayin...

  • 23 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 6:00pm

    Roll tide just sayin....

  • 25 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:55pm

    Wettest pussy I ever had was a phillipino Mormon girl...

  • 21 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 6:00pm

    Roll tide just sayin....

  • 24 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:57pm

    Roll tide just sayin....

  • 26 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 8:09pm

    8:07 really?! Is it as bad as people say it is?

  • 22 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:55pm

    Roll tide just sayin....

  • 26 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:10pm

    soccer is for pussies.. Field fairies

  • 25 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:57pm

    Roll tide just sayin....

  • 35 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:20pm

    The Irish are the scum of this Earth.