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  • Submitted by porksword on May 17, 12 at 2:36pm

    Sounds like you might be French too since you ran away as fast as you could.

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      Submitted by GA_Peach on May 18, 12 at 12:35am

      French army rifle for sale, great condition! Never fired, dropped twice.

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      Submitted by whoreable on May 19, 12 at 2:25am

      Ha! BA-zing

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    Submitted by dpeacock37 on May 17, 12 at 3:29pm

    And yet the French side won in the end. First time anyones had a chance to say that

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      Submitted by porksword on May 17, 12 at 3:45pm

      First time someone's ever thought it. The French always play both sides.

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        Submitted by BarryDingle on May 18, 12 at 11:56am

        agreed. but then again, of course they do. they're smack between Germany and England. I'd talk pretty to the big bully standing next to me, too.

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      Submitted by Eventually on May 18, 12 at 4:35am

      Yeah, no thanks to the French...

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      Submitted by Florida_pride on May 23, 12 at 11:41pm

      Um no they didn't. They lost both times, and their land was given back to them by their bigger friends.

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 17, 12 at 9:20pm

    Had a girlfriend like that. She made up a "Chechnyan Car Bomb" with a shot of vodka dropped in a pint of Imperial Russian Stout. Was fun while it lasted.

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      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on May 18, 12 at 12:32am

      Imperial Russian Stout? 3Floyd's Dark Lord?

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        Submitted by porksword on May 18, 12 at 8:17am

        3Floyds rules! I knew you were cool!

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    Submitted by kin_in_in on May 17, 12 at 3:49pm

    Call me when you know who won. I'll know what drink to order.

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    Submitted by LuvvyBoo1 on May 18, 12 at 12:54am

    I'm Irish. I can drink y'all under the table. Lol

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      Submitted by porksword on May 18, 12 at 8:18am

      Challenge accepted, meet you under the table!