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  • 241 48
    Submitted by tbomber on Dec 19, 10 at 1:37pm
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    you know what else takes way longer to go away? children.

  • 167 47
    Submitted by MoFruity on Dec 19, 10 at 11:44am
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    pregnancy is the most effective form of birth control.

  • 129 52
    Submitted by bandkid27 on Dec 19, 10 at 11:29am
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    On the bright side, you can fuck her with no probabilities of a baby happening.

    • 34 31
      Submitted by yfz501 on Dec 19, 10 at 11:42am
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      It's not a possibility, there will be a baby, he just didn't get to participate in the fun part of the deal

      • 27 37
        Submitted by bandkid27 on Dec 19, 10 at 11:57am
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        lol. yea that's what I meant.

  • 105 45
    Submitted by MVD on Dec 19, 10 at 11:31am
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    Hey, at least she puts out..

  • 89 43
    Submitted by tangerineballs on Dec 19, 10 at 1:23pm
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    Huge pregnancy boobies FTW

  • 86 42
    Submitted by tdg on Dec 19, 10 at 11:55am
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    There was Greek senator's wife back in the DAY who only fooled around with other men when she was expecting her husband's child. Now that's awesome.

  • 68 35
    Submitted by eveiw on Dec 19, 10 at 4:05pm
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    What if she gets hit in the face with a brick or something?

  • 77 60
    Submitted by arthurlux on Dec 19, 10 at 2:29pm
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    It's a trap!

  • 61 35
    Submitted by cwelkman on Dec 19, 10 at 5:07pm
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    Plus you can't knock them up while they are already knocked up. It's a win win baby.

  • 48 35
    Submitted by Barbarossa on Dec 19, 10 at 8:26pm
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    I feel bad for you brrrx, only having a chance with a girl if she's wasted... sad.

  • 48 39
    Submitted by taylortunetracy on Dec 19, 10 at 6:58pm
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    Make sure the baby daddy isn't still involved

  • 43 39
    Submitted by cmwings on Dec 19, 10 at 1:17pm
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    Missing out on the obvious BABY she will have. Tired, baby carrying, no time to work out, boobs go 'down'... you're not thinking this through.

  • 44 49
    Submitted by brrrx on Dec 19, 10 at 8:21pm
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    Good luck with that, considering she can't drink.

  • 34 38
    Submitted by CooperK13 on Dec 19, 10 at 11:09pm
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    @ tbomber: that's why you have her get a sitter, do her at her place, and then don't call back. Child problem solved.

    • 28 26
      Submitted by tbomber on Mar 10, 11 at 11:32pm
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      no one wants advice from someone who can't figure out the reply button.

  • 20 15
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Dec 23, 11 at 2:02am
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    Not to mention the fact that there is a good chance she'll gain a lot of weight, which she'll be too busy to work off once she's had the baby.

  • 29 42
    Submitted by airfields on Dec 19, 10 at 4:55pm
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    Flawless logic.

  • 20 27
    Submitted by miss_lauren on Jun 28, 11 at 8:50am
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    my bf has a fetish for pregnant chicks. he got a haircut by a very pregnant chick, we had to pull over on the way home to get freaky, he couldn't contain himself. some guys like that stuff, to each his own

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    Submitted by stikybriches on Jan 5, 13 at 6:15am
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    Refreshing to see some long term thinkers