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  • 82 41
    Submitted by mystomachurts on Aug 21, 10 at 1:29pm

    Geez have none of you people ever done any hard drinking before? You knock into random things, fall down and wind up with bruises all over. Not that you remember doing any of this..

  • 71 43
    Submitted by ashes87 on Aug 21, 10 at 2:21pm

    Who says anything about about drinking or other shit normally I would whole heartedly agree with you but in this instance but since I have seizures and often don't know it until I start throwing and twitching a lot is usually when I go to the hospital and end up staying for a week. Always finding new bruises and other injuries in random places broken toes multiple times, broke my foot and more recently about a week ago I broke my right wrist along the radius bone and am in a cast for 6 for six weeks. U

    • 57 41
      Submitted by ashes87 on Aug 21, 10 at 2:25pm

      Ugh you have no idea how painful it is or how annoying it is to to have broken something and have a cast on. I'm pretty sure most of you have. Thanks for listening to my long ass rant

  • 78 61
    Submitted by regalbeagle on Aug 21, 10 at 10:39am

    80%? Do you drink on an escalator?

  • 64 55
    Submitted by natalia24 on Aug 21, 10 at 10:14am

    Secondy

  • 63 56
    Submitted by daccx1 on Aug 21, 10 at 10:30am

    Whore.!!

  • 61 55
    Submitted by archer79 on Aug 21, 10 at 2:50pm

    Maybe you should start wearing a helmet and padding

  • 56 46
    Submitted by spearchucker on Aug 21, 10 at 11:06pm

    This is dumb

  • 60 55
    Submitted by emmykb on Aug 21, 10 at 12:00pm

    why do you get bruises at school?

  • 57 49
    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 21, 10 at 10:39am

    Must play some rugby...

  • 63 65
    Submitted by magic_medicine on Aug 21, 10 at 2:18pm

    80 percent for my legs, sure.. but your whole body? You need a babysitter. Or an intervention.

  • 60 65
    Submitted by Dr_Pepper on Aug 21, 10 at 10:07am

    When the zombies come, 80% of your body will be consumed by the ravaging infected.

  • 49 49
    Submitted by F_AIL on Aug 21, 10 at 11:07am

    MMA?