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    Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Nov 12, 12 at 6:08pm

    Somebody's coming to be popular in the courtyard later today

  • 72 62
    Submitted by undrcvrmlkman on Nov 12, 12 at 2:52pm

    I see your day in jail wearing workout clothes and raise you one swollen testicle.

    • 78 59
      Submitted by Sgt_Ginger on Nov 12, 12 at 8:46pm

      I see your swollen testicle, and raise you vomiting jello shots on a police cruiser.

      • 62 54
        Submitted by plygtr85 on Nov 12, 12 at 10:17pm

        I've got your cop car jello shots and raise you the lieutenant's wife on my balls. call!

  • 68 63
    Submitted by ThisCantBeReal on Nov 12, 12 at 7:35pm

    I call. I want pics for proof, or bare minimum a mugshot.

  • 65 62
    Submitted by olderthanyou on Nov 12, 12 at 4:41pm

    This text would be even funnier if we knew it was sent by a guy