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  Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.

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  (612): Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey. http://tfl.nu/j7hl
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  Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 18, 13 at 3:33pm

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  Price of meat his just gone up...and you, young lady, will just go down

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    Submitted by porksword on Jan 18, 13 at 9:13pm

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    FZ FTW!

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  Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 18, 13 at 6:52pm

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  Get an extra pair of knee pads.

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  Submitted by Massive_Attack on Jan 18, 13 at 1:05pm

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  I know a place...

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  Submitted by Malarkey on Jan 18, 13 at 12:21pm

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  Don't even care if this is real. It's hilarious. Thank you for your service.

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  Submitted by DiNozzoDiKnows on Jan 18, 13 at 1:23pm

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  Damn economy!

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  Submitted by pelicanbriefs on Jan 19, 13 at 9:09am

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  Time to up the hj to a zj

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