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  • 67 38
    Submitted by porksword on Apr 24, 12 at 3:28pm

    I thought this said Porsches, who the fuck even cares about a porch?

    • 39 32
      Submitted by whoreable on Apr 25, 12 at 4:43am

      Porch monkey for life!

  • 56 25
    Submitted by wubbazugg on Apr 25, 12 at 12:39am

    I was wondering why this sounded familiar.

  • 62 47
    Submitted by thewhitebuffalo on Apr 24, 12 at 2:17pm

    Come on! Be original. At least a little! (831): YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.

  • 53 32
    Submitted by Phys on Apr 24, 12 at 6:57pm

    Because I'm lying to try and get laid while you're copying a previous text from this site

  • 50 40
    Submitted by pinkispretty on Apr 24, 12 at 4:57pm

    NO WAY! GET OUT OF TOWN!

  • 45 32
    Submitted by ahyeah on Apr 24, 12 at 6:08pm

    I prefer davenports.

  • 43 30
    Submitted by getxadicted on Apr 25, 12 at 4:16am

    Really? I thought you'd be the gazebo type...

  • 43 42
    Submitted by kin_in_in on Apr 24, 12 at 4:54pm

    ... You're obsessed with back doors...