I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
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Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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