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  Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."

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  (302): Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back." http://tfl.nu/49s7
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  Submitted by MzKitty08 on Jun 26, 12 at 4:19pm

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  don't blame the alcohol for your poor self control. they are ex's for a reason.

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  Submitted by ck24 on Jun 26, 12 at 7:17pm

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  Haha fucking owned

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  Submitted by Panicsdisaster on Jun 26, 12 at 8:44pm

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  The toothpaste was probably a hint for you wash your mouth because he had your blacked out ass licking his all night.

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  Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jun 28, 12 at 8:43pm

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  It was pretty stupid of the ex to leave her humiliated in his place for hours. There is serious payback potential there.

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  Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 27, 12 at 12:41am

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  Now you know what a used piece of toilet paper thrown on the floor feels like.

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  Submitted by ssjx7squall on Jun 26, 12 at 11:36pm

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  how did she find out is was toothpaste is my question

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    Submitted by MzKitty08 on Jun 26, 12 at 11:38pm

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    smelled it. cum and toothpaste are pretty discernible by sniffing

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    Submitted by keto06 on Jun 27, 12 at 9:11am

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    texture? mint smell?

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    Submitted by PerfectlyFlawed on Jul 13, 12 at 11:52am

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    That's exactly what I asked her.... as I posted this on TFLN. so happy she doesn't look at this sight. lol

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  Submitted by kin_in_in on Jun 26, 12 at 7:42pm

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  Rod Stewart?

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  Submitted by ly0ntamer on Jun 26, 12 at 11:41pm

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  If it was visine, you could have been an angry pirate.

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    Submitted by Fpreject on Jun 28, 12 at 8:16am

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    Blind marlin anyone?

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  Submitted by coyalert on Jun 27, 12 at 9:46am

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  Did u taste it to see if it was toothpaste???wtf

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  Submitted by pipe4tom on Jun 26, 12 at 6:38pm

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  At least your teeth are cleaner!

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