i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
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I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
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Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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