Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
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Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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