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  • Submitted by porksword on Apr 21, 12 at 12:01pm

    Thanks for doing your part in keeping this country pro-choice.

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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Apr 21, 12 at 12:16pm

    I'm sure he was judging you by what your Original Intent was.

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    Submitted by PHinzup on Apr 21, 12 at 11:32am

    Sounds fake, but that said...you should have puked ON him. In for a penny; in for a pound, right?

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      Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Apr 21, 12 at 5:47pm

      "I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer." "You threw up *on* Dean Wormer."

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        Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Apr 22, 12 at 2:20am

        Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go thru life, son.

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    Submitted by tanya321 on Apr 21, 12 at 11:18pm

    WIN!! This is absolutely amazing you are my hero. Fuck Scalia

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    Submitted by  on Apr 21, 12 at 9:55pm

    Like a boss

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    Submitted by MsNissa on Apr 21, 12 at 6:55pm

    Too bad you didn't puke ON him!

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    Submitted by TaterTotTibby on Apr 22, 12 at 5:01am

    but were you listening to "the good times are killing me"?

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    Submitted by TheDude on Apr 21, 12 at 6:09pm

    Fuck Scalia.

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    Submitted by kgirl1992 on Apr 21, 12 at 11:20am

    I'm sure gods already judging

  • Submitted by cowboy4171 on Apr 21, 12 at 11:13am

    You forgot God dumbass

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      Submitted by SserPrun95 on Apr 21, 12 at 4:40pm

      Yeah and next I'll tell you about the tooth fairy

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        Submitted by Ahhaynie on Apr 22, 12 at 12:25am

        Do I get to explain Santa this time?