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  • 111 34
    Submitted by shhhhhhH on Nov 20, 11 at 12:40pm
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    Number one rule of drinking; once alcohol is consumed, do not touch phone until sober.

  • 74 33
    Submitted by cardiacARREST on Nov 20, 11 at 12:25pm
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    Damnit! Why can't you vote more than once? This deserves 3 thumbs up from each reader!

  • 52 28
    Submitted by foxToaster on Nov 20, 11 at 4:24pm
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    No rule number 1 is we don't waste alcohol

  • 48 34
    Submitted by PHD1026 on Nov 20, 11 at 1:17pm
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    Unless your asking out her hot roomate

  • 44 36
    Submitted by tabitha0801 on Nov 20, 11 at 12:55pm
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    Ha ain't this the truth

  • 40 30
    Submitted by fordfury on Nov 20, 11 at 3:29pm
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    And when you stop fucking him, delete the entire contact. It is too tempting. Trust me!

  • 34 26
    Submitted by paeth232 on Nov 21, 11 at 10:12pm
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    This sounds formiliar my EX Texte me and said she's drunk then went and friend requested my new girlfriend on Facebook. Damn EX'S

  • 39 38
    Submitted by livingvegas on Nov 20, 11 at 1:38pm
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    Say no to drink texting!

  • 36 34
    Submitted by Nero905 on Nov 20, 11 at 4:27pm
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    So true.

  • 30 31
    Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Nov 20, 11 at 11:10am
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    D'oh!

  • 28 30
    Submitted by lisagrand003 on Dec 16, 11 at 4:13am
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    Don't forget Facebook!

  • 24 22
    Submitted by SoSwavey23 on Dec 15, 11 at 2:59pm
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    Before You Drink Put Your Phone On Airplane Mode

  • 26 35
    Submitted by Fumbls on Nov 23, 11 at 7:52pm
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    #2 rule of drinking:\nDon't change all your contacts to "dumbass"

  • 32 50
    Submitted by AlchFiend93 on Nov 20, 11 at 8:39pm
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    haha too true. what kinda fucked up shit were you saying to your ex? www.iwassofuckedup.com

  • 23 38
    Submitted by BlondeMS19 on Nov 22, 11 at 4:28pm
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    You'll put yourself through so much shit by not deleting the number. Give your phone a break and just get fucked up.