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  • 77 34
    Submitted by TexasWDollarsign on Nov 28, 12 at 11:21am

    Do the world a favor and commit justifiable homicide instead.

    • 31 29
      Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Nov 28, 12 at 10:18pm

      "There are four kinds of homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy." --Ambrose Bierce

    • 33 30
      Submitted by gangbangstyle on Dec 1, 12 at 7:43pm

      Florida's Hold Your Ground style

  • 72 39
    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Nov 28, 12 at 11:18am

    You spelled hood rat wrong

  • 56 33
    Submitted by Jeff_the_Ref on Nov 28, 12 at 8:38pm

    shaniqua?

  • 45 37
    Submitted by joshua_valentine on Nov 29, 12 at 1:15pm

    "GURL I done saw Sha'Quanda outside the welfare office and we got into a fight! Yanked that bitch's weave CLEAN OFF. Mmm hmmmmm gurl oh you KNOW gurl. Mmm hmm gurl...GURL...mmm hmmm...uh-uh! Now gurl I KNOW you did NOT sleep with Tyrone!"

  • 33 29
    Submitted by gangbangstyle on Dec 1, 12 at 7:42pm

    If she had only said three words in an hour, you're doing pretty good

  • 37 38
    Submitted by ck24 on Nov 28, 12 at 1:22pm

    How have you not busted up laughing?

    • 35 30
      Submitted by funkhmmmm1 on Nov 29, 12 at 5:00am

      I voted up. Hit down by accident. I would have been laughing so hard they would have moved ME!! Or I would have had to have a convo with my home answering machine.

  • 32 34
    Submitted by finalflash08 on Nov 29, 12 at 1:29am

    no @dmoney its spelled ratchet

  • 35 40
    Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Nov 28, 12 at 11:53am

    Was it LSP or turtle princess?

    • 29 32
      Submitted by erisblake on Dec 2, 12 at 10:59am

      Thank you! I saw LSP! Much cooler than these racist comments

    • 28 23
      Submitted by jbwarner86 on Dec 6, 12 at 4:07pm

      "Drama bomb!"

  • 36 47
    Submitted by Dsapeer on Nov 28, 12 at 2:18pm

    Votes thumbs up on the you should commit suicide part.