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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 5:13pm

    it's the little cute things like this that make girls happy, 98% of guys are too stupid to realize this.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 12:16am

    mmm, getting your ass slapped is so hot...too bad so many guys are too freaked out to get a little rough

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:52pm

    you can't marry your pimp

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 8:30pm

    Men... just take charge and don't be afraid of us... thats what we like... if you want to know what turns us on... its confidence.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 7:34pm

    aw thats friggin adorable!! Never let that man go, definantly a keeper. Tip-of-the-day for guys: girls like being used and "abused" in bed. Take it beyond the bedroom you're gonna get decked.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 3:25am

    He only means the "I love you" if he'll say it during after-sex cuddling, too.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:12pm

    3:09 doctors, lawayers, dealers even srtippers on my team, and i never show favoritism everyone get treated the same

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:38am

    Sounds like he is taken now...damn the luck

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:43pm

    LMAO I want this man!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:07pm

    Alright, now back to business, bitches.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 9:37pm

    I'd prefer an "I love you" when he really meant it, but hey, that's just me.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:31pm

    Uhhh, TOTALLY marriage material... If you ever dump this guy, send him my way!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 9:35pm

    At least she didn't say "he's a keeper." that's my latest most annoying and irritating and ridiculous phrase on tfln.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 6:58pm

    girls really love kinky shit. i love being a dude! thank you ladies!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:04pm

    I think I wanna marry him!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 6:45am

    ....Good man, i respect ur decision and wish the best 4 ur new boyfriend

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 4:13am

    That us awesome I want a man like that !!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 12:40am

    lol, i was cracking up on this!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:17pm

    Oh so this is how women like to be treated? *Makes a note to self* but then again if that's all it takes to marry the girl then I suppose it makes sense.

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    Submitted by Zathelia on Aug 7, 10 at 11:17pm

    To all men: the littlest things make a girl happy. If u kno what ur girl likes work with it!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:36pm

    i'd totally marry this guy too. that's hot.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 4:50am

    psh, meaningless? It's only meaningless if during sex is the ONLY time he'll say it. As far as back to business, too funny.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:04pm

    thats amazing i'd marry him to! so hot

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 2:18pm

    Man, why are the good ones always taken?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 7:13pm

    ummm 9:28 that's sooo jaded....... way to be a downer

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    Submitted by hawkeyes8 on Jun 5, 10 at 7:25pm

    1216 lets fuck

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:34pm

    I think that is most definitely marriage material

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 2:02pm

    That is so sweet :) I don't know why people are hating on this one: if he says it outside of sex too, this is love people!

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    Submitted by ashnfish52509 on May 26, 10 at 8:19am

    Love it!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 12:38pm

    That sounds perfect!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 10:44pm

    he is deff marriage material. I LOVE IT.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 1:57am

    I love you he says out loud while (mentally calling her a whore) now back to buisness excellent......

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 9:37am

    I did this. It was awesome.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 5:40pm

    Hahah my boyfriend would so do this, probay has

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    Submitted by Vund3rV0dk4 on Aug 13, 10 at 1:59am

    Oh don't stray far from buisiness it ruins the mood

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 9:16pm

    Figures the guys from NY

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:51pm

    Haha awesome. Marriage material though, really?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 12:57am

    My man really does that kinda stuff. :] it's hot. I will marry him.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 5:59pm

    These texts seem so redundant.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:00pm

    you are obviously very high-class?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 6:14am

    I'm in 516, any of those guys around here too? Make my life easier haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 12:02am

    every guy should be like this.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 5:17pm

    its not love until he skullfucks you. that is thee best!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:11pm

    Hah i'd marry him too!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 6:56pm

    i want a guy like that!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:19pm

    I can only hope to find a man like this one day!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 7:12pm

    9 times out of 10 when a guy says I love you, what he really means is I love this.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 7:00pm

    damn, i love getting my ass slapped. that's super hot

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 1:10pm

    i find it incredibly romantic. and sexy.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 8:21pm

    That is awsome!! im jelouse toooo!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:46pm

    yeah this sounds like a guy i know too...sweet but fun : )

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    Submitted by brennan40 on Jul 18, 10 at 9:31pm

    that guy is my idol

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    Submitted by DavesGirl on May 31, 10 at 5:59am

    Are you still with him?? He is definitely a keeper. A little kinky with a little love makes for a perfect relationship!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 7:18pm

    Lots of texts like this.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:56pm

    Why does 90% of the "texts" follow the same template? "During sex he said/did ______. Then he said/did _____. I'm gonna marry him."

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    Submitted by smashbro247 on Apr 6, 11 at 3:04pm

    TEACH ME O MASTER OF TIMING

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 11:47am

    how bout a lil face slapping?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 5:20pm

    Ohhh so true 5:13!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 9:00pm

    new post on ijustwanttotellyou.c0m!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:52pm

    hahaha i love it! jealous

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 12:02pm

    Honey, pimps don't fall in love.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 1:31am

    @9:37 I'd prefer to be doing the ass slapping but hey thats just me...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:25pm

    this text is from a boy...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:19pm

    light and shade.. light and shade... it's all in the contrast guys

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:14pm

    That is awesome, I would love my BF did that.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 7:16pm

    does he have a brother

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    Submitted by wittaj09 on Apr 30, 10 at 7:28pm

    that's great. my boyfriend does this on a regular basis.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 6:41pm

    This is just fucking great I hope this really happened cuz now I need to find a guy like that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:54pm

    I need a girl like this

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 7, 10 at 3:27am

    thats not love. at all

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:45pm

    totally like my bf...awesome...love it!

  • Submitted by bungholio22 on Jul 5, 10 at 12:04am

    He's a keeper

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 3:31am

    Sounds like my boyfriend.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 11:36pm

    This is just like Ferris Bueller's Day Off, if I remember correctly.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:02pm

    awesome in every way..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:38pm

    Know your role bitch!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:53pm

    hahahahaha!!!!!!! 2:52!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 7:23pm

    I want a guy like that for sure.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 3:22am

    Fick yeah!!!... My bf did the same!!! LMAO

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 9:29pm

    That's my kind of man!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 11:41pm

    Haha I marry him too!! What's perfect man:)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:10pm

    3:06, you're the man, i wish i could be just like you, but i know this earth could not hold another godly presence such as yourself

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 8:21pm

    It's a metaphor if it starts out oh shit oh fuck I love you it's cause your sexing him and he is trying to be respectful instead of calling you ho slut you get the idea.

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    Submitted by icametodance on Jun 1, 10 at 2:00am

    So a ton of chicks decided to start pouring out relationship advice on here. cute

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:57pm

    cause they're scripted

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 4:39pm

    I would want to marry him too!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 5:24pm

    AHAHHA this is something i would experience

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 3:40am

    Who wouldn't marry him? Not everything said during sex is meaningless

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:32pm

    this text is funny and a turn on

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:06pm

    thankyou , i'm a mormon, so you can all marry me, happily ever after...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:00pm

    its all part of the plan....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 12:51am

    Definitely marry him.

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    Submitted by kiwiQ001 on Jun 17, 11 at 3:48pm

    That's funny. And interestingly cute, haha

  • Submitted by jenny55 on Apr 29, 10 at 3:30am

    i wouldnt say this is a good night... its a GREAT night! bahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 9:13pm

    lucky girl. i'm jealous.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:20pm

    i am sick of all the same texts

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 8:27pm

    fuckin ridicilous clearly he didnt meant it when he said he loves you........nobody means it during sex it'sjust that you feel so good that you think you love the person afterwards its like fuck what did i just say

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    Submitted by yewinnhard on Jan 28, 12 at 5:26pm

    This sounds like my boyfriend, except he normally waits until after-sex cuddling to tell me he loves me. I'm a very lucky girl.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:09pm

    @2:53 because he loves all of his hos equally and can't show favoritism

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 11:25am

    piss on all you mean people who are saying "oh he probably didn't mean it, he just said it cause sex feels good." ok, that could be true if they were just f buddies, but who said the guy didn't mean it!?!?! the guy the OP is referring to could be her boyfriend, douches.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 11:58pm

    yes 7:34, just yes. def true!

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    Submitted by xToxic on Dec 29, 11 at 2:24am

    Wanna have sex baby?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 1:52am

    I would marry him too. hell yeah.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 11:05pm

    yay for physical violence. why do dudes think we like this pain anyway? when they don't stop after i ask them...they usually get the hint when i smack their sack during my awesome blowjobs. hahaha. assholes (:D what's the matter, it's only a little smack. hahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 6:52pm

    wtf is wrong with homosexuals saying all the texts are from guys talking about guys? really...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 6:17pm

    that turns me on so much!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:05pm

    haha... shes going to be on you like pb on j..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 6:47pm

    I tried this once but she wasn't down with it...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 4:03pm

    that's pretty amazing, no lie. he took the time to remind u and then hopefully sent u to the moon immediately after lol

  • Submitted by Pluto on Mar 13, 10 at 7:51pm

    turn on!

  • Submitted by crackerjap on Nov 25, 10 at 7:55pm

    Gotta love a man like that!!! He is a total keeper!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:56pm

    very hot, huge turn on.

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    Submitted by LindsayF on May 7, 12 at 2:39pm

    That's awesome! It's these things tht make girls happy

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    Submitted by NSeman on May 31, 11 at 8:06pm

    Yesss

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:32pm

    This is so me and my boyfriend!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:37pm

    309- pimps dont love their hoz.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 3:37am

    Hahaha my best guy friend just promised me he would do this to a girl sometime. Your husband to be is inspiring men everywhere :) I thought this was hilarious!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 9:53am

    11:05 - I don't mind getting rough, but I also will stop if they ask..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 1:13pm

    Hey 6:14 - I'm in 516.. I'll slam the vag but won't say I love you lolol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 9:20pm

    yeah, I would be in love if that happened to me. TOTALLY JEALOUS!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:07pm

    That's a good night...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 8:15pm

    Omfg amaaaaaaazing!!! I want that haba rofl!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 9:28pm

    Warning: marry him and cute shit during sex like that will dry up. Trust me - fuck the same guy for 8 years and you learn all his moves. Then it gets routine, then it's like "why bother", then you're both bitter about it, then he's fucking a brainless slut barely old enough to piss on her own and using all those moves you thought were "cute" on her. Sorry. Had to rant. Something in this text spoke to me.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:20pm

    i dont last long enough to get to the point where i say i love you....

  • Submitted by _bbycakes on Jun 7, 10 at 6:50pm

    Anon @ 3;25 - so true.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:03pm

    im gonna do this. hopefully she doesnt see this text from the site.

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    Submitted by GuruJiM on Mar 25, 11 at 11:12am

    Shit - that's how I was with my girl - and five years later she breaks my heart.....I loved her and wanted to marry her!\n\nDaam life sucks :) \n\nGuruJiM@ymail.com

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 4:58pm

    lmao. The first time me and my boyfriend had sex, we weren't dating yet, and he kept saying he loved me during it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 6:26pm

    People say a lot of shit they don't mean during sex

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    Submitted by scorn on Apr 14, 11 at 2:50am

    Wish life was this easy fuck a girl tell them u love them then your set for life

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:10pm

    haha 3:06... we are all so lucky :)

  • Submitted by BrOOkLyNsFinEsT on Aug 30, 10 at 6:03pm

    Lmfaoooo

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:29pm

    I like to masturbte to nick hexum in 311 music videos.