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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about

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(954): View more from Florida

pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready

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Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.

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(210): View more from Texas

Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read

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