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  • 95 84
    Submitted by RuralNinja on Mar 5, 11 at 12:22pm

    Hit the ground with bent legs, then on impact let your legs bend to absorb the impact while you tuck your upper body and carry the momentum into a forward roll. It will hurt, but you should be in good enough condition to continue to run. However, if you're drunk, all bets are off.

  • 73 81
    Submitted by Ernest09 on Mar 5, 11 at 2:12pm

    Why?

  • 69 74
    Submitted by gutsygecko on Mar 5, 11 at 11:49am

    Cops!!!!!!

  • 73 83
    Submitted by AshipherSmithers on Mar 5, 11 at 9:18pm

    Sounds like when I secretly drink at my cousins lmao

  • 72 83
    Submitted by 420slut6996 on Mar 6, 11 at 2:02am

    I'm surprised I hav not yet done tht

  • 69 78
    Submitted by thebatman on Mar 5, 11 at 1:03pm

    it was a third story window. Fuck

  • 44 55
    Submitted by  on Jul 20, 12 at 11:08pm

    Just to be "safe"

  • 62 92
    Submitted by manlaw6 on Mar 5, 11 at 1:06pm

    This is obviously fake, nobody is prepared for emergency evacuations!

    • 62 77
      Submitted by rimmion on Mar 5, 11 at 1:32pm

      That's what the diaper is for.

  • 59 92
    Submitted by goodhead50 on Mar 5, 11 at 3:55pm

    Why would that be the "safe" thing to do?