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  • Submitted by hippiesgotohell on Jun 30, 11 at 12:17pm

    ...because your brothers moved with you...

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    Submitted by SserPrun95 on Jun 30, 11 at 3:58pm

    Because you are the town bicycle and gas is $3.50 a gallon.

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    Submitted by monstahgidget on Jun 30, 11 at 11:46am

    Because you're a whore.

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    Submitted by W_T_F on Jun 30, 11 at 1:17pm

    How is it possible that you don't know the answer to this?

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    Submitted by badass_babe on Jun 30, 11 at 11:37pm

    Because obviously your legs are open far enough that they can stretch the miles between cities. Congratulations.

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    Submitted by espo on Jun 30, 11 at 6:56pm

    How isn't whore the first thought to pop into your head?

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    Submitted by DStiffler777d on Jun 30, 11 at 2:52pm

    It's called being a slut

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    Submitted by ttesroD on Jun 30, 11 at 10:46pm

    Family reunion?

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    Submitted by duckdown on Jun 30, 11 at 8:08pm

    maybe you the 2 guys were friends and moved as roomates. or you were a huge whore in the town you previously lived in. then people move and your pussy spread across the country like Facebook.

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    Submitted by Boxfac3 on Jun 30, 11 at 3:43pm

    I CAN'T BUY A PACK OF SMOKES AUTHOR RUNNIN INTO 9 GUYS YOU FUCKED!!!

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      Submitted by Boxfac3 on Jun 30, 11 at 3:44pm

      Without* lol

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    Submitted by boats_n_hoes777 on Jun 30, 11 at 11:47am

    Agreed

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    Submitted by colan08 on Jun 30, 11 at 12:20pm

    *cough* slut *cough* pardon me...*clears throat* what was the question...?

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    Submitted by gliok82 on Jun 30, 11 at 6:15pm

    This is defo a dude who sleeps with other dudes....

  • 42 49
    Submitted by soccer360 on Jun 30, 11 at 12:11pm

    "It's a small world after all, it's a small after all, it's a small small worrrld"

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      Submitted by ViolentMilk on Jun 30, 11 at 12:16pm

      I think you a word there.

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    Submitted by hvltn on Jul 2, 11 at 12:42am

    Skipped class when they taught "probability," did we?

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    Submitted by pichu180 on Jun 30, 11 at 1:07pm

    How? "lightweight" seem to mean anything to you?

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    Submitted by athousandcheeses on Aug 2, 11 at 12:20am

    Because you're in North Carolina