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His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
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