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  • Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jul 20, 10 at 3:43pm

    and thats why all the boys vote YES for skinnydipping

  • Submitted by egirl on Jul 20, 10 at 2:26pm

    Well... since you're naked you might as well get on that fuck stick.

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    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 2:31pm

    Yuck put clothes on old people are stupid

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    Submitted by EmmaXxX on Jul 20, 10 at 10:41pm

    I love those situations :)

  • Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 20, 10 at 2:20pm

    Oh my I remember the 80's.... Of course the pretzels were different then... Beer dingo was a pup...

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    Submitted by smartgrrl on Jul 21, 10 at 12:14am

    Tack "since we're naked anyway" onto your cookie fortune...so much more interesting than (waitforit) "in bed."

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    Submitted by prometheus on Jul 20, 10 at 11:29pm

    Whell cuz u did her anyways

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    Submitted by ElementBabe on Jul 20, 10 at 9:43pm

    Good excuse

  • Submitted by peytonmanning on Jul 20, 10 at 2:17pm

    Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 10 at 3:04pm

    I hope he kills you if you post that again

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    Submitted by Jodilla on Jul 21, 10 at 1:37pm

    Do we know each other!?

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    Submitted by IamAskier on Jul 21, 10 at 10:29am

    I love those situations

  • Submitted by hockeybabe on Jul 20, 10 at 4:57pm

    Oohhhhh so we are all making up stupid names that go along with stupid catch phrases that aren't even a little funny... It's really sad that annoying little kids ruin the site. And if you are adults then you are pathetic, prolly live vicariously through others texts .. Sad

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    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 20, 10 at 11:05pm

    Ooooh the offer of sex from a bucket is making me firsty!!!!!

  • Submitted by valvoski on Jul 21, 10 at 6:21am

    LA !!

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    Submitted by frootyboom8 on Jul 20, 10 at 4:03pm

    Those are the best situations!

  • Submitted by wtfwjd on Jul 20, 10 at 2:38pm

    Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?

  • Submitted by squibkick on Jul 20, 10 at 8:48pm

    Jesus would have turned it into an orgy.