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  • Submitted by anonymous11192 on Jul 19, 10 at 7:23pm

    I think the real question here is why did she leave it festering behind her bed for so long? shits nasty

    • 48 94
      Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jul 19, 10 at 8:17pm

      Another question is why is she letting her mom clean her room?

      • 52 88
        Submitted by stork93 on Jul 19, 10 at 10:16pm

        you dont get it HE told her mom to look there, so the mom looked there and saw it

        • Submitted by slight on Jul 20, 10 at 4:12am

          regardless, even if HE told er that means she ain't cleaned her room in ??? ewww...

        • Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jul 20, 10 at 7:22am

          Nono, I understood that part. The entire situation is just ridiculously juvenile. From tossing used condoms, not cleaning her own damn room, and complaining to the jerk who narq’d on her... it’s just really depressing.

  • Submitted by Daft on Jul 19, 10 at 7:11pm

    Don't fuck with fuck buddies?

  • Submitted by heyitskanye on Jul 19, 10 at 7:40pm

    yo, jdub77, ima let you finish, but nigerian princes had the best spam of ALL TIME!

  • Submitted by theDude420 on Jul 19, 10 at 8:56pm

    Is she making a big deal because you banged some guy or that you left the condom to rot behind your bed?

  • Submitted by Briannaaaaa on Jul 20, 10 at 4:17am

    By the way, who said the condom was there for a long time? He could've fucked her on moving day, and she could've panicked and thrown it behind her bed until it was safe to trash it. And on his way out the door, he could've approached the mother and said "Look behind the bitches bed." and then left for Nevada before the father got home from work. Regardless, I'll say it again. This guy fucking WINS.

  • Submitted by JPfedora on Jul 19, 10 at 7:25pm

    Owned.

  • Submitted by xjennabobena on Jul 19, 10 at 7:10pm

    very mature.

  • Submitted by canipe2006 on Jul 19, 10 at 7:26pm

    Really you might need to quit letting old mom clean up slut motel

  • Submitted by SubFighter99 on Jul 19, 10 at 7:08pm

    Hahahha holy shit this is hilarious!!

  • Submitted by jasboo on Jul 19, 10 at 7:12pm

    hahahahha! sweet revenge...

  • Submitted by Dumbledore_Died on Jul 19, 10 at 8:54pm

    Spoiler alert: Dumbledore dies.

    • 65 96
      Submitted by marsho on Jul 20, 10 at 9:10pm

      die in a fire

  • Submitted by BulldogPride10 on Jul 20, 10 at 9:11am

    I wanna shake this guys' hand. What a champ!

  • Submitted by foolishfool on Jul 19, 10 at 11:54pm

    The tea question is how he told the mom if he moved to navada or where ever and not get himself in trouble.

  • Submitted by ViolentViolet on Jul 19, 10 at 7:20pm

    What a piece of shit.

  • Submitted by FetusPuncher on Jul 19, 10 at 8:23pm

    Umm, people with an education? Not everyone abbreviates their words

  • Submitted by ashPYT on Jul 19, 10 at 9:08pm

    why not just theow the condom out? hahah that sucks!

  • Submitted by dps22387 on Jul 19, 10 at 7:16pm

    Awesome.

  • Submitted by Karsan on Jul 19, 10 at 10:03pm

    I just came

  • 87 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 10 at 1:31pm

    Finally s 818 text and it's total bullshit GREAT

  • Submitted by Casanova2012 on Jul 19, 10 at 7:25pm

    Nothin like a payback after a rough break-up

  • 83 78
    Submitted by jamsterdamx on Jul 20, 10 at 2:19am

    Oh that's just fucked up lol wow

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 10 at 8:05pm

    This dude is 7 levels of awesome!!!!!

  • Submitted by codita on Jul 19, 10 at 11:36pm

    That guy sounds EXTREMELY stupid.

  • 77 73
    Submitted by abcdefgHI on Jul 19, 10 at 10:58pm

    Stupid

  • Submitted by anonmyous on Jul 19, 10 at 9:13pm

    I am trying to tell "IDontWantOne" that educated people text like that, however, TFLN is telling me the Internet gods say my comment is spam. So, this app is almost as stupid and ignorant as "IDontWantOne".

  • 77 75
    Submitted by millebaby on Jul 20, 10 at 1:08am

    aww thats a bitch move

  • Submitted by imabaus on Jul 19, 10 at 7:31pm

    Owned

  • Submitted by juicy_cooter on Jul 19, 10 at 11:22pm

    Firsty left his condoms in my juicy cooter

  • 79 87
    Submitted by Beaglehead on Jul 20, 10 at 1:39am

    Firsty died! He hasn't commented in days

    • 51 87
      Submitted by dozedoff on Jul 22, 10 at 11:02pm

      are you stalking him or something? Who would notice that?

  • 76 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 10 at 11:35pm

    U like yr juicy cooler

  • 73 75
    Submitted by I_LOVE_JOO on Jul 19, 10 at 11:23pm

    Ummmmm FAIL at life.who keeps a condom?

  • Submitted by Trollinn on Jul 20, 10 at 2:03am

    THEY SEE ME TROLLIN

  • 83 97
    Submitted by mclane330 on Jul 19, 10 at 8:24pm

    These are so fake

  • 76 84
    Submitted by hoosiergrad on Jul 20, 10 at 6:39pm

    This is hilarious!!!

  • 78 88
    Submitted by Hawk21 on Jul 19, 10 at 11:55pm

    this text is amazing..simply because its a change of pace

  • 70 72
    Submitted by mansongrl on Jul 19, 10 at 8:51pm

    Booooooooo

  • 71 76
    Submitted by Bomb on Jul 20, 10 at 10:51pm

    Lovinz.

  • 74 82
    Submitted by pwnthe2g on Jul 20, 10 at 3:53am

    Lol what'd u do to deserve that?

  • Submitted by r9310 on Jul 20, 10 at 2:31am

    This is either fake or your a pig...for leaving a fucking condom to fester

  • 82 99
    Submitted by GsusLikesWafls on Jul 19, 10 at 8:02pm

    Ummmmmmm... Fucking pwned in the ass

  • 74 85
    Submitted by piebald on Jul 20, 10 at 9:56am

    I hope you're both sterile.

  • 78 96
    Submitted by laxplayer44 on Jul 20, 10 at 12:39am

    Sucker that's what you get for living at your parents house

  • 62 65
    Submitted by redundantpig on Jul 21, 10 at 5:53am

    What did she do to deserve that?

  • 70 81
    Submitted by crayonranch on Jul 20, 10 at 2:02pm

    I Dont know whether to laugh or cry....laugh.

  • 69 79
    Submitted by r9310 on Jul 20, 10 at 1:45pm

    Firsty

  • 70 82
    Submitted by mwhify on Aug 12, 10 at 6:07am

    Haha I give you props dude

  • 74 90
    Submitted by TimMc333 on Jul 19, 10 at 8:38pm

    FTFLN

  • 65 74
    Submitted by sunshine1114 on Jul 20, 10 at 4:13pm

    I hope this girl did something really horrible to deserve that...

  • Submitted by michaelginax3 on Jul 20, 10 at 2:41am

    Wow... What a dick. Grow up.

  • 69 83
    Submitted by 818AreaCode on Jul 21, 10 at 8:18pm

    "By the way, who said the condom was there for a long time? He could've fucked her on moving day, and she could've panicked and thrown it behind her bed until it was safe to trash it. And on his way out the door, he could've approached the mother and said 'Look behind the bitches bed.' and then left for Nevada before the father got home from work. Regardless, I'll say it again. This guy fucking WINS."\n\nThis is the OP.\nThat is exactly what happened actually.\nPaybacks a

  • 61 68
    Submitted by 818AreaCode on Jul 21, 10 at 8:15pm

    Yaaa

  • Submitted by moop75 on Jul 20, 10 at 12:28am

    Why would you leave it on the ground for that long??

  • 73 92
    Submitted by awesomesaucechk on Jul 19, 10 at 10:06pm

    Gross why would leave it there

  • 70 86
    Submitted by mob24 on Jul 19, 10 at 7:17pm

    Lmfao wtf? Hella mean hahahahaha

  • 70 88
    Submitted by MrWonderland on Jul 20, 10 at 9:38am

    Yeah, I'm calling fake on this

  • 71 90
    Submitted by Steal on Jul 19, 10 at 11:06pm

    Firsty

  • Submitted by HinduSpartan on Jul 19, 10 at 7:39pm

    Firsty isn't even first, dipshit

  • 70 89
    Submitted by kpkost on Jul 20, 10 at 12:19pm

    This is entirely too fake. His area code is already a Vegas area code. So that means he changed his number when moving to Nevada. If he changed his number, and was pissed at this girl, she wouldn't have probably gotten his new number to send him the initial text in the first place. And even if she did get his new number, then she would have already known that he moved to Vegas so no surprise there.

  • 62 73
    Submitted by Mattsta on Jul 20, 10 at 2:40am

    Ahhh gotta love Nevada

  • 67 85
    Submitted by beachbaby on Jul 20, 10 at 3:06am

    What an asshole.

  • 66 84
    Submitted by Grammer_Nazi on Jul 20, 10 at 3:42am

    Rep that 702 mentality!

  • 72 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 10 at 7:57pm

    Haha. Win.

  • 69 92
    Submitted by KC510 on Jul 19, 10 at 11:22pm

    this is fuckin awesome!

  • 64 84
    Submitted by E82Stud on Jul 20, 10 at 1:52am

    Awesome. Best ever

  • 65 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 10 at 11:39pm

    There is an APP for that.

  • 65 87
    Submitted by NinjaWeasel on Dec 3, 10 at 2:16am

    Really know... you through it in a trashcan... or maybe you just like the smell...

  • 64 85
    Submitted by BondDaddy on Jul 20, 10 at 8:50am

    Hell ya!

  • 67 91
    Submitted by Beaglehead on Jul 20, 10 at 12:08am

    Anal

  • 60 78
    Submitted by 818dude on Jul 20, 10 at 1:25pm

    I really want to know who from the 818 is this about lol

  • Submitted by XLSuperman on Jul 19, 10 at 10:33pm

    Painfully fake

  • 61 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 10 at 11:39pm

    Y

  • 62 83
    Submitted by abc101 on Jul 19, 10 at 10:42pm

    Lamex100

  • 49 60
    Submitted by denee333 on Jan 21, 12 at 2:56am

    Sounds like my ex

  • 64 90
    Submitted by whaletalk on Jul 21, 10 at 1:41am

    Hhahahahahahahahahaj

  • 58 80
    Submitted by lukabratzie on Jul 20, 10 at 2:37am

    Hahahaha

  • 63 90
    Submitted by tazmorgan on Jul 19, 10 at 9:30pm

    haha what a champ

  • Submitted by IDontWantOne on Jul 19, 10 at 8:12pm

    I'm calling a fake on this... who texts like that?

    • 62 88
      Submitted by Jen1 on Jul 19, 10 at 8:28pm

      People who don't want to sound like morons.

    • 95 77
      Submitted by PartyRockinn on Jul 20, 10 at 12:34am

      I do.

  • Submitted by destructo on Jul 19, 10 at 8:03pm

    Touchet bitch!

  • 62 90
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 3:05pm

    This is stupid and too long to read bedtime story time stupid old people

  • 62 90
    Submitted by Styphin on Jul 19, 10 at 10:17pm

    Fake.

  • Submitted by GsusLikesWafls on Jul 19, 10 at 8:04pm

    Firsty that is a horrible idea I'm sorry but just no

  • 66 99
    Submitted by chopperchik_95 on Jul 19, 10 at 7:11pm

    Lmao!

  • 65 98
    Submitted by Hypocrite on Jul 25, 10 at 10:22pm

    I wish pranks like this were pulled more often.

  • 55 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 9:37am

    Lazy slob can't pick up a condom mommy has to do it

  • 43 58
    Submitted by CreepyNevadans on Jul 22, 11 at 4:10pm

    ... I live in the same state as this ass hole -.-

  • 61 94
    Submitted by a_cum_dumpster on Jul 20, 10 at 10:16am

    Peyton manning had sex with a dolphin

  • 54 87
    Submitted by cleotis on Jul 19, 10 at 10:42pm

    Funny shit

  • Submitted by OneHottMess on Jul 19, 10 at 8:39pm

    HAHA!!!!! Thats great. Btw: I'm eating pretzels. I just thought firsty should know. And KeithStone.

  • Submitted by hotcalendar on Jul 19, 10 at 10:55pm

    Stella piece of material!

  • 57 95
    Submitted by Briannaaaaa on Jul 19, 10 at 10:41pm

    FTMFW. I love this guy.

  • Submitted by adri3nne_92 on Jul 19, 10 at 8:16pm

    @IDontWantOne agreed

  • Submitted by notknown on Jul 20, 10 at 1:27am

    WTF IS FIRSTY?

  • Submitted by ChicaMEB on Jul 19, 10 at 11:12pm

    LOL FUNNIEST TXT IN A LONG TIMEE HAHAHAHAA

  • Submitted by sarahthescot on Jul 19, 10 at 10:54pm

    Haha! Epic win!

  • Submitted by bigtone on Jul 19, 10 at 10:17pm

    Well I'm sorry but I had to tell her mom!! Bitch gave me the clap ! ( from the desk of big Tony )

  • Submitted by HighFirsty on Jul 19, 10 at 7:28pm

    I'm THAT high and i'm firsty YES!!

  • Submitted by spaulding5 on Jul 19, 10 at 9:28pm

    Wow lameo

  • Submitted by rainbuckets on Jul 19, 10 at 11:20pm

    educated people

  • Submitted by eternity on Jul 19, 10 at 7:20pm

    :D I love the new word Firsty <3 And that's what happens when you become a total bitch. Karma, what goes around comes around.

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      Submitted by theDude420 on Jul 19, 10 at 8:16pm

      Don't encourage him.

      • Submitted by stork93 on Jul 19, 10 at 10:18pm

        its firsty on another account most likely nobody over the age of twelve finds this funny

  • Submitted by Jdub77 on Jul 19, 10 at 7:30pm

    Add me to facebook mahree scott

  • Submitted by Jdub77 on Jul 19, 10 at 7:33pm

    Add me to fb mahree scott

  • Submitted by firsty on Jul 19, 10 at 7:16pm

    This girl got Firstied! (The new version of "pwnd")

    • 77 69
      Submitted by stork93 on Jul 19, 10 at 10:20pm

      you suck the joy out of life