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It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.

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Feels good to be the one putting something in it too.

Submitted by Michguy on Jul 11, 10 at 7:51pm

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Sean, it's grammar, babe.

Submitted by ChanelCinderella on Jul 11, 10 at 5:15pm

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Try saying that with a fist up there...

Submitted by pichu180 on Jul 11, 10 at 5:20pm

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Cucumbers anyone?

Submitted by InEtherWeTrust on Jul 11, 10 at 5:10pm

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Its comments like these that sometimes make me wish I could have a vagina for a day or two...

Submitted by DeathsIntern on Jul 12, 10 at 12:40am

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I have just the thing - call me!

Submitted by brittlestar on Jul 11, 10 at 6:42pm

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Don't be like the girl with the carrot..we don't need another death because a girl has a thing for veggies...

Submitted by NinjaskillsFTW on Jul 11, 10 at 8:03pm

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I wish I had a vagina. I would probably stay locked in my house for a week straight.

Submitted by destructo on Jul 12, 10 at 10:05am

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Vagisil?

Submitted by klangford on Jul 11, 10 at 5:33pm

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I love it when nymphos try to sound intelligent.

Submitted by man_ho on Jul 12, 10 at 1:01am

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Gotta love those Carolina girls

Submitted by luv2dance on Jul 11, 10 at 8:35pm

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I can be your something.

Submitted by 2144571774 on Jul 12, 10 at 9:23am

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Should be "once one put something in one's vagina."

Submitted by gmanleman on Jul 12, 10 at 12:07am

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I know what you mean :)

Submitted by swam on Jul 16, 10 at 3:48am

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Guingyh

Submitted by swiam46 on Jul 11, 10 at 5:49pm

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That's why women have sex without any other feelings.. To make them feel good!

Submitted by HaasMcCooter on Jul 11, 10 at 11:19pm

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DeathsIntern: I'll let you have mine.

Submitted by SippinSally on Jul 12, 10 at 1:58am

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- thats hot;)
  
  Submitted by Hawk21 on Jul 12, 10 at 3:50am
  
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Monistat has that effect on some women.

Submitted by piebald on Jul 12, 10 at 11:36am

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Tampons heal.

Submitted by CatSnatchFever on Jul 11, 10 at 5:50pm

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Agreed.

Submitted by mle97 on Jul 12, 10 at 7:29am

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Luv it

Submitted by holdon1 on Jul 11, 10 at 9:42pm

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steely dan?

Submitted by BigMacky on Jul 11, 10 at 8:20pm

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its all fun and game until someone says leafbllower

Submitted by NickSeesAll on Jul 12, 10 at 11:03am

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Very yummy when you get those cheese baskets at holiday time that contain the "recreational" sausages. Kill two birds with one stone.

Submitted by kcs99 on Jul 12, 10 at 1:46am

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Cucumber Vagina = Pickle

Submitted by awkwardturlte on Jul 14, 10 at 4:49pm

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for starters I have a circus clown, a mini fridge, a half-eaten sub sandwich, a weed whacker, half a pack of marlboro reds, a WWII flame thrower, and a flock of migratory water fowl..

Submitted by buzzcutt on Jul 12, 10 at 10:48pm

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cactus?

Submitted by XeroKewl on Jul 11, 10 at 11:16pm

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I bet if you pit a cucumber in there and left it for a while it would turn into a pickle. Tljust wanted to throw that that out there because it remindede of that One Family guy Episode.

Submitted by destructo on Jul 11, 10 at 7:02pm

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GOTTA LOVE BIG FAT BLACK CHODE!!!

Submitted by blender on Jul 12, 10 at 12:37am

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Pineapples anyone?

Submitted by machaveli2 on Jul 11, 10 at 6:06pm

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Wow what you mean

Submitted by gaza244 on Jul 11, 10 at 5:06pm

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Awesome, you should tell us what you put in there to make you feel better!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 10 at 6:06am

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Feels better to hav a fist in the ass

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 10 at 11:11pm

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Quarters?

Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 11, 10 at 6:20pm

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Grammer

Submitted by SeanNelson on Jul 11, 10 at 5:08pm

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Submitted by Michguy on Jul 11, 10 at 7:51pm

Submitted by ChanelCinderella on Jul 11, 10 at 5:15pm

Submitted by pichu180 on Jul 11, 10 at 5:20pm

Submitted by InEtherWeTrust on Jul 11, 10 at 5:10pm

Submitted by DeathsIntern on Jul 12, 10 at 12:40am

Submitted by brittlestar on Jul 11, 10 at 6:42pm

Submitted by NinjaskillsFTW on Jul 11, 10 at 8:03pm

Submitted by destructo on Jul 12, 10 at 10:05am

Submitted by klangford on Jul 11, 10 at 5:33pm

Submitted by man_ho on Jul 12, 10 at 1:01am

Submitted by luv2dance on Jul 11, 10 at 8:35pm

Submitted by 2144571774 on Jul 12, 10 at 9:23am

Submitted by gmanleman on Jul 12, 10 at 12:07am

Submitted by swam on Jul 16, 10 at 3:48am

Submitted by swiam46 on Jul 11, 10 at 5:49pm

Submitted by HaasMcCooter on Jul 11, 10 at 11:19pm

Submitted by SippinSally on Jul 12, 10 at 1:58am

Submitted by Hawk21 on Jul 12, 10 at 3:50am

Submitted by piebald on Jul 12, 10 at 11:36am

Submitted by CatSnatchFever on Jul 11, 10 at 5:50pm

Submitted by mle97 on Jul 12, 10 at 7:29am

Submitted by holdon1 on Jul 11, 10 at 9:42pm

Submitted by BigMacky on Jul 11, 10 at 8:20pm

Submitted by NickSeesAll on Jul 12, 10 at 11:03am

Submitted by kcs99 on Jul 12, 10 at 1:46am

Submitted by awkwardturlte on Jul 14, 10 at 4:49pm

Submitted by buzzcutt on Jul 12, 10 at 10:48pm

Submitted by XeroKewl on Jul 11, 10 at 11:16pm

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