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  • Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 1, 10 at 9:32am

    Don't care, shark week is on. I'm basically taking a week vacation from trolling. (yes that is possible.)

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      Submitted by necrocat on Aug 1, 10 at 10:59am

      Have fun, Rules. See you next week.

  • Submitted by maskedman on Aug 1, 10 at 12:42pm

    If a lady ever screamed the wrong name while we were making love, I would not feel guilty at all about the surprise buttsex that was about to happen next. \n\nIf she did call me the right name there would still be buttsex, but I would probably feel bad about it later.

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      Submitted by anonymous8906 on Aug 1, 10 at 10:56pm

      I like all the people who give thumbs ups to assrape. yay america!

  • Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 1, 10 at 1:25pm

    i wouldnt care, but the bonestorm that i would give would having her say myname with the next manwhore she fucked

  • Submitted by Fear_Cartaidh on Aug 1, 10 at 11:23am

    I'd finish by nutting in your hair.

  • Submitted by sexy_superwoman on Aug 1, 10 at 9:28am

    Ha I bet that made your night. It would make mine for sure.

  • Submitted by mrp1mpin on Aug 2, 10 at 11:32pm

    You should have yelled out random celebrity names just to test him

  • Submitted by F_kaba on Aug 1, 10 at 12:12pm

    I wouldve came in here eye fuck her hair

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      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 13, 12 at 3:35pm

      You would have eye-fucked her hair?

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    Submitted by FX12 on Aug 1, 10 at 11:21am

    That happened plus its shark week! Dang!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 10 at 9:38pm

    Wow it rly got homo in here...

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    Submitted by OhSnapJD on Aug 1, 10 at 10:24am

    Oh snap

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    Submitted by Penny_Lane27 on Aug 1, 10 at 10:40pm

    I just love hearing about "hot" whores who are so stupid they cant remember the name of the guy they're banging

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      Submitted by bluegirl25 on Aug 2, 10 at 3:21am

      or are too obsessed with someone else to care... (ex, current bf, baby daddy) why does it have be about her being stupid?

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      Submitted by CaseyMassacre on Aug 7, 10 at 5:17pm

      Why would she have to be a slut? Why coudnt she have just briefly thought of someone hotter/better?

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    Submitted by im_twelve on Aug 1, 10 at 6:24pm

    @Rule enjoy shark week but get your ass back on here asap? Many more people love and laugh and admire you than those who envy or hate you! I'm a fan.

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    Submitted by M3LLYM3L on Aug 1, 10 at 9:46am

    Now that is crazy lol

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    Submitted by armoredcav on Aug 4, 10 at 11:21pm

    Tampa representing!

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    Submitted by bandgeek11 on Aug 2, 10 at 7:20pm

    thats fucking fantastic haha

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 10 at 2:07am

    There is an app for that

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    Submitted by SierraVee_ on Aug 5, 10 at 10:22pm

    Raar123789; shut the hell up. No one gives a shit. Your peobably the fattest one of all? I mean did you sweat having to come up with that bible verse? Really grow up.

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    Submitted by RobJTrud on Aug 4, 10 at 1:39am

    Hillsborooooo

  • Submitted by sleohr on Aug 1, 10 at 12:26pm

    Must have been desperate bc this msg tfln is so fucking stupid

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    Submitted by flyhigh on Aug 6, 10 at 11:57am

    Does it really matter what she calls you anyways?? You're going to get yours. Guys don't call girl's names out bc 1.) we don't care what your name is 2.) we don't remember....

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    Submitted by niceman on Aug 2, 10 at 11:34am

    I would have done the same thing

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 10 at 6:55pm

    What the fuck does it even matter? People argue over the stupidest things!

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    Submitted by prometheus on Aug 17, 10 at 2:31am

    Ahh shark week

  • Submitted by dMo on Aug 1, 10 at 9:32am

    Same

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    Submitted by monkeyballer on Aug 1, 10 at 10:21am

    Damn lol get sum!

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    Submitted by marsho on Aug 2, 10 at 10:00pm

    Suprise buttsecks followed by cum in the hair and eyes.

  • Submitted by rawr123789 on Aug 3, 10 at 11:12am

    Chick is probably fat and ugly. Anyone who uses the Internet is fat and ugly. So says god. "and thou who shalt find joy in the Internet will be forever fat and ugly" John 3:32. Except me :)

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      Submitted by DrizztDoUrden on Oct 17, 10 at 5:13pm

      Really? Is this funny to you? Looks like it has retarded pasted all over it, and for some reason I smell Cheatos and ass sweat wafting off of it as well.

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    Submitted by shady11 on Aug 2, 10 at 1:02am

    Angry pirate time!

  • Submitted by Lonfellow58 on Aug 1, 10 at 5:41pm

    HOLY FUCK, this isnt funny!!! Like honestly one of the least funny texts ive ever read on this site.

  • Submitted by im_twelve on Aug 1, 10 at 6:21pm

    @deadcat. How's it going my new boyfriend? Are you still liking the sweet sweet bed time stories? You asked if you could be my tfln boyfriend. I have many who hate me but none as much as you do. So Yes you are my new buddy! Now stfu dumbass. Lmao