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  • Submitted by douchemonger on Mar 29, 10 at 10:51am

    It puts the lotion on its skin.

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      Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 29, 10 at 10:55am

      Put the fuck'in lotion in the basket!!! LOL!

  • Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 29, 10 at 10:30am

    Hello Mrs. Dahmer, pleasure to meet you.....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 29, 10 at 10:25am

    So creepy!!!

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    Submitted by cjhoops on Mar 29, 10 at 10:27am

    I would have liked to been the guy. Haha

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    Submitted by lala420 on Mar 29, 10 at 6:08pm

    Texts like these ruin tfln.. I'm sure a dude was just laying under a pile of clothes.. Stupid.

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    Submitted by randomname on Mar 29, 10 at 10:39am

    BDSM in it's youth

  • Submitted by HalfPast11 on Mar 29, 10 at 10:28am

    That's akward.

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    Submitted by AvaDahl on Mar 29, 10 at 6:06pm

    This text was so confusing that it crashed my tfln app.

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    Submitted by sullysgirl on Mar 29, 10 at 11:35am

    Dinner's served!

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    Submitted by ctizz on Mar 29, 10 at 11:46am

    hahaha poor guy!

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    Submitted by mynameisashley on Mar 29, 10 at 10:35am

    the way the op describes him, it's sounds like he's 9.

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    Submitted by Sgt_Slapaho on Mar 29, 10 at 6:21pm

    Fake

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    Submitted by abcdefgHI on Mar 29, 10 at 4:59pm

    Twisted

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    Submitted by Paperklipp on Oct 22, 10 at 2:23am

    Words cannot describe how epically awesome that is.

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    Submitted by Andikins on Apr 11, 11 at 5:39pm

    Lol that's so creepy.

  • Submitted by JamesGray on Mar 29, 10 at 10:49am

    My guess is that "she" is a "fatty".

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    Submitted by w2010 on Mar 30, 10 at 9:07am

    Nice one douchemonger

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    Submitted by kdr829 on Jan 17, 12 at 9:49am

    I haven't tried this yet, but I have more more clothes than closet...