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  • Submitted by CIT on Mar 4, 11 at 2:14pm

    Wow, she sure is lucky to have found such a selfish dick.

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      Submitted by xxsupxx on May 23, 11 at 1:34am

      stupid...

  • Submitted by alybabee on Mar 4, 11 at 11:08pm

    Just wait till she tells everyone how bad you are in bed.

  • Submitted by rel08 on Mar 4, 11 at 3:04pm

    Dude put in some effort and make it a good time for the both of you!

  • Submitted by manlaw6 on Mar 4, 11 at 2:07pm

    This is obviously fake, nobody is ever this excited over sex!

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    Submitted by Michguy on Mar 4, 11 at 3:17pm

    Let her reverse cowboy you.

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    Submitted by stuffler on Mar 6, 11 at 12:58pm

    If u don't your just gonna end up being the one who is left alone on the bed with nothing to do but Jack off ok just put some effort

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    Submitted by andthelion on Mar 4, 11 at 3:44pm

    how does one have "some" sex? expound.

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    Submitted by iletgoalsin69 on Mar 4, 11 at 11:32pm

    Depression, it affects everyone. Lol. Ur a dick,

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    Submitted by Mme_Blonde on Mar 5, 11 at 4:06pm

    Sounds like he might be retardedly hungover or something honestly lol.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 5, 11 at 10:29am

    Watch this be her worst sex in her life........lol

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Mar 6, 11 at 8:19am

    Dude, there will be a day you wish you did better for her. Don't drink too many 40's.

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    Submitted by thebatman on Mar 4, 11 at 2:47pm

    I think this is awesome. texting pre-sex

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    Submitted by Taipan on Mar 5, 11 at 3:42pm

    Gee, this sounds just swell in comparison to having a partner that will work to please you. I just cannot wrap my head around why people wouldn't want to have sex with multiple randoms like this winner rather than that...

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    Submitted by ponaxtw on Mar 4, 11 at 4:54pm

    Fake. Who says "have some sex" except a virgin?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 5, 11 at 5:01am

    Hey just do every disjointed text in caboose's voice from red vs blue. Awesome :)

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    Submitted by lorimay01 on Mar 21, 11 at 11:27pm

    I think I know this person... And he's HORRIBLE!!

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    Submitted by niceman on Mar 5, 11 at 7:54pm

    Yawn. This is some boring ass shit.

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    Submitted by ninibaby12 on Mar 6, 11 at 11:44pm

    It's shocking I know someone who would actually say this