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  • Submitted by sillyrabbit99 on Apr 14, 10 at 2:24pm

    "I always respond to booty calls". Stop with the playing games :)

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      Submitted by TheUniverse on Apr 14, 10 at 2:40pm

      Yeah agreed. No need to tiptoe around it if you really do respond to all booty calls.

  • Submitted by greenbumho on Apr 14, 10 at 2:33pm

    When entering your name in his phone, call yourself "always dtf"

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 14, 10 at 2:30pm

    Just say you are a slut.

  • Submitted by fucktheworld00 on Apr 14, 10 at 3:03pm

    Just say call me anytime, its not slutty enough to make him think you have diseases, but its obvious enough that he wont be a dumbfuck about it.

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      Submitted by Herschel on Apr 14, 10 at 9:48pm

      Perhaps I'm especially oblivious, but I'd generally interpret that as friendly, not lusty. I mean, yeah, if I just finished fucking her, sure. But for a random phone number collection, that doesn't imply anything like what you think it does.

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        Submitted by fucktheworld00 on Apr 14, 10 at 10:12pm

        I think it depends on how you say it lol i know plenty of girls who could easily make it sound like a huge comeon

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          Submitted by Herschel on Apr 15, 10 at 12:35am

          Okay, granted, but if you lay the flirting on thick enough you can make anything into a proposition. I assumed she was referring to just saying it.

  • Submitted by savagebliss619 on Apr 14, 10 at 2:58pm

    There's always "for a good time, call this number ;)".

  • Submitted by gabibbo on Apr 14, 10 at 2:36pm

    "Hi, Im a whore."

  • Submitted by zdawgg24 on Apr 14, 10 at 2:37pm

    Just say you're a slut

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    Submitted by jztrumpet5 on Apr 14, 10 at 2:32pm

    Just tell him to put your name in as "as needed"

  • Submitted by nyc1990 on Apr 14, 10 at 3:19pm

    Just like that. No need to beat around the bush... although I'm sure you're already familiar with that statement ;)

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    Submitted by wizart18 on Apr 14, 10 at 10:45pm

    Why don't u respond to me ;)

  • Submitted by ViolentViolet on Apr 14, 10 at 2:38pm

    Flash him.

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    Submitted by stonedbones on Apr 15, 10 at 2:37am

    Can I have your number

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    Submitted by assassin on Apr 14, 10 at 10:25pm

    How about, "I always respond to booty calls?"

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    Submitted by buberto on Apr 14, 10 at 8:29pm

    "My legs are always open for business. Or pleasure."

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    Submitted by unnameableboss on Apr 15, 10 at 1:16am

    when putting your number in his phone. just put "botty call" as a name

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    Submitted by yeathatguy on Apr 14, 10 at 3:09pm

    Can I have your number too? Hahah

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    Submitted by jrj on Apr 14, 10 at 9:38pm

    Geez 903 you make us proud!

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    Submitted by usnavysailor on Apr 15, 10 at 9:43pm

    you send me your number(:

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    Submitted by TheRealThatGuy on Apr 14, 10 at 6:18pm

    Just give me your number and I'll let you test out some techniques.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 15, 10 at 4:04am

    Never say anything like that! It automatically puts you in "just a fuck" category and you do not want to be there automatically. What if he is actually interested in you and you say something like that and blow it? Don't say it!

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      Submitted by Herschel on Apr 15, 10 at 1:30pm

      I know of at least two marriages that started out as fuckbuddies. You're not going to blow anything(so to speak).

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 14, 10 at 7:25pm

    I think the herpes all over your face says it for u

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    Submitted by boolou on Apr 15, 10 at 1:01am

    I always answer booty calls.

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      Submitted by Booberto on Apr 16, 10 at 3:05am

      Send me your number

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    Submitted by Booberto on Apr 15, 10 at 11:21pm

    "Can I ride you?"

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    Submitted by anon123 on Apr 15, 10 at 8:26pm

    "Hi, I'm easy."

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    Submitted by mnightgoulding on Apr 15, 10 at 9:52am

    So your number is 903...... Hahah

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    Submitted by f0udini on Apr 15, 10 at 1:00am

    I (used to) love girls like you. You make the world a happier place

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    Submitted by pdpotman420 on Apr 21, 10 at 5:35am

    I'd go with that