he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
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I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
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I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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