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  my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.

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• She's trying to tell you to swallow next time

  Submitted by ThatBahamianGuy on May 23, 10 at 9:09pm

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• She probably does know - just said toothpaste to avoid a different conversation.

  Submitted by lizmatt on May 23, 10 at 9:05pm

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• Lol! It should be down your throat anyways, yah whore

  Submitted by CumGuzzler on May 23, 10 at 9:08pm

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  • Very suiting name for a post like this.

    Submitted by Daft on May 23, 10 at 9:12pm

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    • I agree with you, Daft

      Submitted by margottenenbaum on May 23, 10 at 11:16pm

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• lets remember how far a toothpaste stain can go... Monica Lewinsky ring any bells

  Submitted by nattybuck on May 23, 10 at 9:45pm

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• ...pretty sure she knows...

  Submitted by sqd5driver on May 24, 10 at 10:59am

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• I never thought to say it was toothpaste...

  Submitted by Catboobs on Aug 21, 11 at 6:59pm

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• How about you be a lady and swallow and stop making such a damn mess!!

  Submitted by littlemissy on May 23, 10 at 11:27pm

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• Walking around with cum stains is NOT a good look. I don't care how fine you are.

  Submitted by ThePussyMonsta on May 23, 10 at 10:22pm

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• Remember to cup the balls

  Submitted by 218 on May 24, 10 at 12:54am

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• She's rite! Guys can always "spot" a cumguzzler.

  Submitted by mordantmouth on May 24, 10 at 1:32am

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  • lewll good one!

    Submitted by KITTYK on May 24, 10 at 4:48am

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• So it's more ladylike to have cumstains all over your shirt?

  Submitted by aznasshole on May 23, 10 at 9:04pm

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• That's great!!!

  Submitted by childofdes10ni on May 25, 10 at 2:35am

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• Really, just swallow.

  Submitted by Michguy on May 24, 10 at 7:39pm

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• haha wow. I'm sure she'll realize one of these days what those stains really are(;

  Submitted by lexi602 on May 24, 10 at 12:17am

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• Haaahahaha

  Submitted by cookiemuniz on May 24, 10 at 4:34pm

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• Ms. Lewenskey?

  Submitted by pdpotman420 on May 24, 10 at 1:35am

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• So you are proud enough of this to brag to your friends?

  Submitted by dm563 on May 23, 10 at 9:28pm

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  • she might not be bragging. some girls tell eachother anything funny/embarrassing/random/sexual/etc

    Submitted by showstopper303 on May 23, 10 at 9:59pm

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• She does know... She knows you're a whore!!

  Submitted by codii on May 24, 10 at 12:02am

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• SWALLOW!!!!!!!!!

  Submitted by Trogdor101 on May 24, 10 at 12:22am

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• Why do people go on tfln and criticize the person who sent the text.. What do u expect when you come on here? Clearly stuff about sex, drinkin, n people being crazy bc it's funny so why would you be all serious with the comments n call people sluts.. Like really? Who cares it's just funny why judge

  Submitted by whattttt on May 23, 10 at 11:34pm

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  • Why judge, because it's fun. In fact, I NOW JUDGE YOU TO BE A SANCTIMONIOUS ASSHOLE!! See? it's fun.

    Submitted by Booberto on May 24, 10 at 2:45am

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• Why else would she say un -ladylike? Because brushing your teeth is wrong? She knows her daughter is a Hooooe, doing ho activities with ho tendancies.

  Submitted by PolarBare on May 24, 10 at 12:09am

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  • Lol, I mean ho ho ho!

    Submitted by Booberto on May 24, 10 at 2:48am

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• God I miss San Diego why'd I move back to sac?

  Submitted by Gnarmageddon on May 24, 10 at 5:54am

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• skeetx3

  Submitted by 207 on May 23, 10 at 9:06pm

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• Ur a whore

  Submitted by suga87 on May 24, 10 at 4:54pm

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• Im sure its really ladylike to not wash your clothes you whore

  Submitted by alog18 on May 24, 10 at 1:51pm

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• El pan Es buena senior

  Submitted by rig on May 26, 10 at 11:10pm

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• HAHA you had cum on your clothes! Jesus try to catch every once in a while!

  Submitted by BambooMan on Feb 24, 11 at 11:24am

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