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  • Submitted by ThatBahamianGuy on May 23, 10 at 9:09pm

    She's trying to tell you to swallow next time

  • Submitted by lizmatt on May 23, 10 at 9:05pm

    She probably does know - just said toothpaste to avoid a different conversation.

  • Submitted by ThePussyMonsta on May 23, 10 at 10:22pm

    Walking around with cum stains is NOT a good look. I don't care how fine you are.

  • Submitted by CumGuzzler on May 23, 10 at 9:08pm

    Lol! It should be down your throat anyways, yah whore

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      Submitted by Daft on May 23, 10 at 9:12pm

      Very suiting name for a post like this.

  • Submitted by aznasshole on May 23, 10 at 9:04pm

    So it's more ladylike to have cumstains all over your shirt?

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    Submitted by nattybuck on May 23, 10 at 9:45pm

    lets remember how far a toothpaste stain can go... Monica Lewinsky ring any bells

  • Submitted by littlemissy on May 23, 10 at 11:27pm

    How about you be a lady and swallow and stop making such a damn mess!!

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    Submitted by dm563 on May 23, 10 at 9:28pm

    So you are proud enough of this to brag to your friends?

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      Submitted by showstopper303 on May 23, 10 at 9:59pm

      she might not be bragging. some girls tell eachother anything funny/embarrassing/random/sexual/etc

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    Submitted by sqd5driver on May 24, 10 at 10:59am

    ...pretty sure she knows...

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    Submitted by lexi602 on May 24, 10 at 12:17am

    haha wow. I'm sure she'll realize one of these days what those stains really are(;

  • 67 51
    Submitted by alog18 on May 24, 10 at 1:51pm

    Im sure its really ladylike to not wash your clothes you whore

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    Submitted by 207 on May 23, 10 at 9:06pm

    skeetx3

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    Submitted by mordantmouth on May 24, 10 at 1:32am

    She's rite! Guys can always "spot" a cumguzzler.

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      Submitted by KITTYK on May 24, 10 at 4:48am

      lewll good one!

  • 65 54
    Submitted by Michguy on May 24, 10 at 7:39pm

    Really, just swallow.

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    Submitted by 218 on May 24, 10 at 12:54am

    Remember to cup the balls

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    Submitted by whattttt on May 23, 10 at 11:34pm

    Why do people go on tfln and criticize the person who sent the text.. What do u expect when you come on here? Clearly stuff about sex, drinkin, n people being crazy bc it's funny so why would you be all serious with the comments n call people sluts.. Like really? Who cares it's just funny why judge

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      Submitted by Booberto on May 24, 10 at 2:45am

      Why judge, because it's fun. In fact, I NOW JUDGE YOU TO BE A SANCTIMONIOUS ASSHOLE!! See? it's fun.

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    Submitted by PolarBare on May 24, 10 at 12:09am

    Why else would she say un -ladylike? Because brushing your teeth is wrong? She knows her daughter is a Hooooe, doing ho activities with ho tendancies.

    • 61 82
      Submitted by Booberto on May 24, 10 at 2:48am

      Lol, I mean ho ho ho!

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    Submitted by childofdes10ni on May 25, 10 at 2:35am

    That's great!!!

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    Submitted by codii on May 24, 10 at 12:02am

    She does know... She knows you're a whore!!

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    Submitted by Catboobs on Aug 21, 11 at 6:59pm

    I never thought to say it was toothpaste...

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    Submitted by cookiemuniz on May 24, 10 at 4:34pm

    Haaahahaha

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    Submitted by Trogdor101 on May 24, 10 at 12:22am

    SWALLOW!!!!!!!!!

  • 62 72
    Submitted by Gnarmageddon on May 24, 10 at 5:54am

    God I miss San Diego why'd I move back to sac?

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    Submitted by pdpotman420 on May 24, 10 at 1:35am

    Ms. Lewenskey?

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    Submitted by rig on May 26, 10 at 11:10pm

    El pan Es buena senior

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    Submitted by suga87 on May 24, 10 at 4:54pm

    Ur a whore

  • 41 73
    Submitted by BambooMan on Feb 24, 11 at 11:24am

    HAHA you had cum on your clothes! Jesus try to catch every once in a while!