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(647): View more from Ontario

all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes

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You're fat. Stop making excuses

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(647): all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes (905): You're fat. Stop making excuses http://tfl.nu/rdmk

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(310): View more from California

can your parents tell?

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i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know

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(310): can your parents tell? (310): i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know http://tfl.nu/rda5

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(713): View more from Texas

she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?

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(713): she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful? http://tfl.nu/75hl

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(315): View more from New York

Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.

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(315): Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end. http://tfl.nu/1db0

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(205): View more from Alabama

I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.

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(205): I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean. http://tfl.nu/fik0

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.

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(828): Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy. http://tfl.nu/roru

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.

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(203): Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do. http://tfl.nu/ir0f

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(586): View more from Michigan

so how was last night?

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got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.

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(586): so how was last night? (1-586): got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages. http://tfl.nu/4xoa

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?

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(405): i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk? http://tfl.nu/idqr

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(208): View more from Idaho

why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.

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(208): why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never. http://tfl.nu/g58g

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(816): View more from Missouri

Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.

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(816): Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned. http://tfl.nu/ygc3

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(248): View more from Michigan

You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...

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(248): You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened... http://tfl.nu/unry

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(208): View more from Idaho

His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.

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(208): His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood. http://tfl.nu/55rt

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(650): View more from California

I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.

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(650): I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered. http://tfl.nu/k2a9

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(703): View more from Virginia

I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.

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(703): I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number. http://tfl.nu/ol2r

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(513): View more from Ohio

Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.

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(513): Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch. http://tfl.nu/dpne

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(913): View more from Kansas

hows the party?

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ists fjcssing insceredle

(913): View more from Kansas

be there in 10

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(913): hows the party? (816): ists fjcssing insceredle (913): be there in 10 http://tfl.nu/innz

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(313): View more from Michigan

Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.

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(313): Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ. http://tfl.nu/xfic

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(702): View more from Nevada

well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?

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(702): well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right? http://tfl.nu/0mj4

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(432): View more from Texas

He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"

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(432): He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun" http://tfl.nu/hrdc

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.

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(832): The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went. http://tfl.nu/fpvf

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(702): View more from Nevada

explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.

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(702): explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now. http://tfl.nu/gc18

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He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.

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(505): He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued. http://tfl.nu/19hy

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(734): View more from Michigan

Wish you were here....

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And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?

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(734): Wish you were here.... (734): And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it? http://tfl.nu/j5nc

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(480): View more from Arizona

Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight

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Why?

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'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward

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(480): Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight (1-480): Why? (480): 'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward http://tfl.nu/ohlj

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic

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USA! USA! USA!

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(262): i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic (414): USA! USA! USA! http://tfl.nu/meud

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Dude she let me cum on her face

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You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning

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(843): Dude she let me cum on her face (1-843): You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning http://tfl.nu/f5g3

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(201): View more from New Jersey

If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?

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(201): If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box? http://tfl.nu/nvmk

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(973): View more from New Jersey

i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers

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(973): i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers http://tfl.nu/mvp5

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