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  • Submitted by fucksyourmother on Jan 24, 11 at 2:34pm

    That's a new one... but yes, this fits in the 'confidence boosting lies for better sex' category.

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      Submitted by thebatman on Jan 25, 11 at 2:49am

      Yeah what the fuck? What does a girl do with a pretty penis, dress it up? dicks are fer fuckin' laddie, yeh got play'd, big time.

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        Submitted by glossylu on Feb 1, 11 at 1:54am

        ladies love pretty penises. we watch porn too you know...develop preferences, learn how to express appreciation, etc.

  • Submitted by ilovewhores on Jan 24, 11 at 3:18pm

    creative. i like it

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    Submitted by YourHero on Jan 24, 11 at 10:48pm

    Condom model? Your face must be really ugly.

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    Submitted by tangerineballs on Jan 24, 11 at 7:37pm

    No she didn't.

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    Submitted by jojo12389 on Jan 25, 11 at 12:16am

    She was probably just trying to be nice because you were disgusting and the reason that men should wear condoms

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      Submitted by thebatman on Jan 25, 11 at 2:50am

      and the reason that men wear condoms.... are you going to finish this thought or was this just an atrocious run-on sentence?

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        Submitted by Frankibby on Jan 25, 11 at 11:11pm

        grammar police

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    Submitted by andthelion on Jan 24, 11 at 9:47pm

    she lied. I'll say anything to have crazy animalistic sex.

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    Submitted by whitetrashrapper on Jan 26, 11 at 10:34pm

    How does she know what they look like? Ouch

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    Submitted by niceman on Jan 28, 11 at 10:28am

    She is a very nice lady. To repay her, when you cum on her face, please make an extra effort to keep it out of her hair

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    Submitted by tangerineballs on Jan 24, 11 at 7:36pm

    No she didn't.

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    Submitted by grass5 on Jan 25, 11 at 1:31am

    She played you dumbass