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  • Submitted by JLewmon on Aug 26, 10 at 12:21pm

    There is no such thing as too much vodka.

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      Submitted by WhySoSketchy on Aug 27, 10 at 2:49am

      There is no such thing as too much dick.

  • Submitted by rustybucket on Aug 26, 10 at 1:08pm

    Sorry, I'm looking for the too much bourbon and too much pussy party

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    Submitted by j00kn0w on Aug 26, 10 at 12:29pm

    This is how Chelsea Handler made it on E!

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    Submitted by sexiichick on Aug 26, 10 at 12:34pm

    there is never too much dick

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    Submitted by goodies516 on Aug 26, 10 at 12:18pm

    Not enough vodka...not enough dick...

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    Submitted by jasboo on Aug 26, 10 at 12:24pm

    sounds like a bad night in a Russian jail....don't drop the soap...

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    Submitted by mz_biatch on Aug 26, 10 at 2:44pm

    Something seriously wrong with this text.... there can NEVER EVER be to much vodka or dick!!!

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    Submitted by colan08 on Aug 26, 10 at 12:19pm

    If a straight dude texted this, there is always too much dick.

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    Submitted by Xander03 on Aug 26, 10 at 12:22pm

    Drunk sausage fests are never a good idea.

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    Submitted by beyondhungover on Aug 26, 10 at 12:26pm

    Too much vodka? Is that even possible?

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    Submitted by enoxxx on Aug 26, 10 at 12:59pm

    chelsea handler is the shit and you can mever have to much vodka around.

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    Submitted by Boobs_Thatisall on Aug 26, 10 at 11:33pm

    Enough with the texts about giving head and vodka!!!! Oh ya most colleges are starting classes soon

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    Submitted by jaynebabyyy on Aug 26, 10 at 1:42pm

    any vodka is too much, however.. I'm not familiar wit the phrase "too much dick"

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    Submitted by angelofdarkness on Aug 26, 10 at 6:34pm

    There is never to much vodka or dick.

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    Submitted by cmillss on Aug 26, 10 at 1:33pm

    No such thing.

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    Submitted by hooah33 on Aug 26, 10 at 1:07pm

    Xander03- drunk sausage fest beats sober sausage fest.

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    Submitted by barneystinson69 on Aug 27, 10 at 4:09am

    I'm pretty sure as long as the vodka/dick ratio is one bottle per dick it works out

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    Submitted by zachneedg2 on Aug 26, 10 at 12:14pm

    First

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    Submitted by anntastic69 on Aug 26, 10 at 2:31pm

    There can NEVER be too much dick and vodka

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    Submitted by MissGi on Aug 26, 10 at 9:52pm

    Invite me next time.

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    Submitted by jaynebabyyy on Aug 26, 10 at 1:43pm

    hahahhahahaahah rusty bucket made me pee(:

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    Submitted by nutsucker on Mar 11, 11 at 11:17am

    Not possible...sounds like this would the best night of my life...

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    Submitted by emmykb on Aug 27, 10 at 12:28am

    that is the BEST.