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(989): View more from Michigan

is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?

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(810): View more from Michigan

GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

There is too much vodka and too much dick.

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(845): View more from New York

Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.

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(518): View more from New York

we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.

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(740): View more from Ohio

His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.

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