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  Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.

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  (610): Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates. http://tfl.nu/faj1
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  Submitted by 2jznoshit on Oct 3, 11 at 6:09pm

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  Real roommates don't let roommates use training wheels

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  Submitted by porksword on Oct 3, 11 at 4:36pm

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  What do they do if you're too slow in the bathroom?

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  Submitted by Phys on Oct 3, 11 at 5:14pm

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  At least you'll find out if they liked it by seeing how slow they are next time

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  Submitted by 2jzstang on Oct 3, 11 at 4:29pm

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  You were too slow!

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  Submitted by pinky22 on Oct 3, 11 at 10:58pm

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  This is why people go to jail for assault! Bigdumbbitch.

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