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  • Submitted by ian_rl337 on Mar 29, 10 at 3:18pm

    He who pulls the sword from the whore shall get a blow job.

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      Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 29, 10 at 3:52pm

      crazy thing about this....it's her dad, texting her mom....

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        Submitted by trancelot on Mar 29, 10 at 4:47pm

        In that case, \n\nProtocol 1: Leave room and never bring it up.\nProtocol 2: Bring up her waste of batteries at her rehearsal dinner.\n\n:)

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        Submitted by trancelot on Mar 29, 10 at 8:33pm

        And why is he sleeping next to her masturbating?!?

  • Submitted by skootles on Mar 29, 10 at 3:35pm

    Replace it with your own dick and try to vibrate?

  • Submitted by etak1086 on Mar 29, 10 at 7:48pm

    Go down on her with it still going. Give her something worthwhile to wake up to.

  • Submitted by bloodyfuck on Mar 29, 10 at 3:34pm

    She probably wants you to leave so she can find someone to do the job right. The fact you had to text a buddy to figure out WTF you should do shows you don't have a frickin clue what to do in the first place.

  • Submitted by codii on Mar 29, 10 at 11:52pm

    Take it out and turn it off and let her have a sound sleep like a true gentleman

  • Submitted by BeyondBeauty on Mar 29, 10 at 3:25pm

    morning sex deff , NO cell phone pics , that's childish

  • Submitted by Sneelok on Mar 29, 10 at 4:52pm

    Hide. She's gonna think you did it.

  • Submitted by clvdck on Mar 29, 10 at 3:52pm

    Flip her over keep the vibrater in and shove ur dick up her ass

  • Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 29, 10 at 3:25pm

    make her breakfast in bed - WTF do you think you should do!

  • Submitted by cam792 on Mar 29, 10 at 8:23pm

    Keep it goin and eat her out

  • Submitted by antifish03 on Mar 29, 10 at 4:03pm

    I wonder what to do???? Fuck her damn brains out

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    Submitted by maynard on Mar 29, 10 at 8:06pm

    Um remove it... It might freak her out to wake up that way.. Or it might be a pleasant surprise.

  • Submitted by uncle_badtouch on Mar 29, 10 at 3:43pm

    Jack off on her face

  • Submitted by JockeyGirl on Mar 29, 10 at 8:07pm

    Some of u ppl are SICK

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    Submitted by ssantos3 on Mar 30, 10 at 8:12am

    Only in new Bedford...oh jeez

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    Submitted by taintitgreat on Mar 31, 10 at 4:59pm

    Buberto, someone should assrape you with meat tenderizer.

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    Submitted by n2frn on Mar 30, 10 at 1:48am

    If you have to ask you should leave and stick to masturbating alone!

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    Submitted by thumper_132 on Mar 29, 10 at 9:50pm

    I agree with bloodyfuck! Your definately replace vibrator with penis!

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    Submitted by xXLelaXx on Mar 30, 10 at 9:19pm

    That just means you didn't do the job right

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    Submitted by knomye on Mar 29, 10 at 9:50pm

    LMAO @ 335!! I want to see someone try to vibrate lol

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    Submitted by jewish96 on Apr 1, 10 at 2:48am

    I say get some gorilla glue well... U fill in the rest. That will teach her not to leave it on

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    Submitted by CrossMonkey on May 20, 10 at 12:21am

    you find out the brand of the battery and send them a thank you card for picking up your slack on the so called allnighter

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    Submitted by jjenk22 on Apr 11, 10 at 10:14pm

    Call mike the situation....he will know

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    Submitted by dt0110 on Apr 4, 10 at 11:07pm

    Lmfaoo.

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    Submitted by adanrott on Mar 31, 10 at 6:59am

    How do you know op isn't a chick?

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    Submitted by ROFLMGDMFAO on Jun 6, 10 at 12:05am

    push her out of bed lmao that or turn the vibrator off

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    Submitted by nmscreamer on Mar 31, 10 at 1:39pm

    Emily Post def never covered the things we go through these days!

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    Submitted by dramadork on May 11, 10 at 11:18am

    Hit it again!

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    Submitted by jjenk22 on Apr 8, 10 at 11:13pm

    Shrewsbury???? Haha

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    Submitted by alexarae619 on Mar 30, 10 at 5:00pm

    Etak1086.....genius (:

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    Submitted by MidgetGod21 on Mar 31, 10 at 12:35am

    Get some popcorn and enjoy the show

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    Submitted by jessdrumm on Feb 18, 12 at 4:27pm

    Who says OP's a dude?

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    Submitted by Wrestla on Mar 30, 10 at 2:08pm

    well its just saying that after u guys were done and u passed out she wanted more and u couldnt deliver haha

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    Submitted by SquareBackBeast on Apr 1, 10 at 7:06am

    Carefully change the batteries and then start plowing her

  • Submitted by sufrrgrll on Mar 29, 10 at 3:32pm

    Smack her across the face flip her over and take control... Tell her if she behaves u will give her some more... U need to be more agressive

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    Submitted by gohardallnight on Mar 30, 10 at 9:20pm

    obviously shes a slut then if she has a vibrator in there and shes fallen asleep cause shes so wide she cant feel anything

  • Submitted by bsitz on Mar 29, 10 at 3:16pm

    Post a live feed of the action...

  • Submitted by buberto on Mar 30, 10 at 5:26pm

    Assrape her.

  • Submitted by natron2333 on Mar 29, 10 at 6:31pm

    Take a pic

  • Submitted by buddamilk76 on Mar 30, 10 at 11:26am

    Turn the vibrator on and then proceed to tounge her asshole she will go thru the roof guarnteed

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    Submitted by mbdub on May 26, 10 at 1:37pm

    a package of gift wrapped batteries

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 29, 10 at 3:16pm

    First. N then protocol = morning sex lmao

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    Submitted by dannie1288 on Oct 24, 11 at 11:36pm

    Go for the assist!

  • Submitted by golightly on Mar 29, 10 at 11:49pm

    R. A. P. E. And pillage

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 29, 10 at 8:25pm

    Pour water in her vag