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  • 78 73
    Submitted by yourfunnylooking on Mar 3, 11 at 5:42pm

    Bouncers are fuckin assholes. Juice monkey fuckin pussies.

  • 49 63
    Submitted by arthurlux on Mar 4, 11 at 11:00am

    What tha fuuuuck.

  • 55 81
    Submitted by thebatman on Mar 4, 11 at 1:40am

    gaybar. fags.

    • 70 68
      Submitted by Ackaholikz_UNITE on Mar 4, 11 at 2:05am

      It was at JR's haha you sir are correct. No homo, but being good looking dudes at a gaybar has it's advantages.

      • 56 52
        Submitted by evilgimp on Mar 4, 11 at 9:51am

        No homo, right.

        • 49 77
          Submitted by Ackaholikz_UNITE on Mar 4, 11 at 5:23pm

          You have obv never seen Tim Turner in concert and experienced the sheer amounts of fun to be had while getting free drinks and trying to flip lesbians

  • 59 90
    Submitted by lurch101 on Mar 3, 11 at 6:18pm

    That def sounds like the Springs. Was the bouncer Ted Haggard?

  • 58 91
    Submitted by manlaw6 on Mar 3, 11 at 4:31pm

    This is obviously fake, bouncers are generally nice, understanding people!

    • 68 71
      Submitted by Ackaholikz_UNITE on Mar 3, 11 at 4:50pm

      they have limits though bro haha just like everyone else