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  • 125 38
    Submitted by Tic on Jul 29, 10 at 2:38pm
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    I bet her dad's name is Jack Daniels and her mom's name is...Vodka...

    • 6 5
      Submitted by CherokeeKid48 on Jun 14, 11 at 1:38am
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      actually her name is allotta fagyna

  • 101 27
    Submitted by YaMammY on Jul 29, 10 at 2:59pm
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    Those kids are destined for greatest... In your local titty bar

  • 115 59
    Submitted by legonut4 on Jul 29, 10 at 3:06pm
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    It's funny because they have names of alcoholic beverages.

  • 106 71
    Submitted by mvalle18 on Jul 29, 10 at 2:45pm
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    Uh..I'm guessing this is a black family

    • 31 16
      Submitted by urallstupid on Jul 29, 10 at 6:25pm
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      No, if it was the names would be Shaniqua, Lafawnda, and Rochelle or something along those lines.

  • 69 37
    Submitted by blite on Jul 29, 10 at 2:39pm
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    Mr and mrs jim beam?

  • 60 41
    Submitted by dre623 on Jul 29, 10 at 3:40pm
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    haha! She's black isn't she? I bet if you do a little investigating, she probably has two cousins named Porche and Mercades.

  • 46 30
    Submitted by Tylertc13 on Jul 29, 10 at 5:24pm
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    Had a girlfriend named brandi once. The whore cheated on me.

  • 39 17
    Submitted by ayomynameis on Jul 29, 10 at 11:58pm
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    i have a friend named Jacqueline Danielle. Her parents loved jack daniels.

  • 43 25
    Submitted by amonymous on Jul 29, 10 at 3:26pm
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    I mean, cmon, could this happen in any other country?

  • 38 19
    Submitted by ese_suerte_loco on Jul 29, 10 at 2:52pm
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    That's fucking awesome, ey

  • 41 29
    Submitted by yma on Jul 29, 10 at 7:08pm
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    @mvalle18 @urallstupid\n\nBecause racial profiling is hilarious..

  • 34 22
    Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Jul 30, 10 at 1:36am
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    Met a girl named Margarita.

  • 34 26
    Submitted by booklover13 on Jul 29, 10 at 5:48pm
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    Only in America

  • 38 35
    Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 29, 10 at 2:42pm
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    An alcoholic and a stripper. Wait, make that two alcoholics and the mom's a stripper.

  • 33 27
    Submitted by zire105 on Jul 29, 10 at 7:49pm
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    their moms name is probably tequila

  • 29 21
    Submitted by shady11 on Jul 30, 10 at 10:08am
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    Grandpa is Jim Beam and Grandma is Bailey!

  • 29 24
    Submitted by destructo on Jul 30, 10 at 3:23am
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    Do their parents own a strip club?

  • 27 25
    Submitted by youSuck12 on Nov 11, 10 at 2:58am
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    Dated a girl named Brandi... Lol not seplled right but still

  • 35 41
    Submitted by stepdog on Jul 29, 10 at 2:34pm
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    Cool story

  • 24 20
    Submitted by henseltr on Jul 30, 10 at 2:39am
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    If someone in her family is named Marsala, get the hell out of there.

  • 25 22
    Submitted by nancydee on Jul 30, 10 at 12:33am
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    MY AREACODE WHATS GOOD

  • 28 29
    Submitted by TiCkLe_Me_EmO on Jul 29, 10 at 3:55pm
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    My dogs are named Jack Daniels, Captain Morgan and Jill Hennessey. Jill Hennessey is an actress from Law and Order but her last name is great. They're not bLaCk though;) lol

  • 24 25
    Submitted by twilightsucksass on Jul 29, 10 at 3:16pm
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    That would be one awesome fourgi

  • 20 23
    Submitted by gdbear30 on Jul 30, 10 at 9:48am
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    this is what happens when alcoholics procreate.

  • 23 29
    Submitted by lucky26 on Jul 30, 10 at 8:25am
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    Of course they are black 

  • 26 40
    Submitted by xxtesslcxx on Jul 29, 10 at 4:23pm
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    Fuucking racist!

  • 21 31
    Submitted by CrazyChillah on Jul 29, 10 at 5:31pm
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    haha, the hudson valley

  • 27 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 10 at 7:02pm
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    Hey girls, add sexyfun on messagenow for a good time;)

  • 20 33
    Submitted by mintyshake on Jul 29, 10 at 7:37pm
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    I'm sure mom is an ex stripper who pushed put these whores when she was 15- now addicted to meth. Welcome to the family!

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