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  • 169 29
    Submitted by colan08 on Mar 3, 11 at 12:26pm
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    It might be time to get a more powerful vibrator...or a man. Or a woman...whatever floats your boat...or in this case...keeps you awake.

  • 132 46
    Submitted by majorpayne89 on Mar 3, 11 at 11:55am
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    Sounds like a new Ke$ha song. Sad.

  • 78 29
    Submitted by taylortunetracy on Mar 3, 11 at 10:34pm
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    You're not at rock bottom until you fall asleep with a vibrator in you and a pint of ice cream next to you while your TV is tuned to Lifetime

  • 75 28
    Submitted by janesaddiction on Mar 3, 11 at 8:41pm
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    I say win. You were tired, but still trying to get in one more orgasm. Way to go.

  • 72 26
    Submitted by whiterabbit920 on Mar 3, 11 at 5:46pm
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    sad masturbation. sounds like a good name for our band

  • 72 27
    Submitted by bestwit on Mar 3, 11 at 11:47am
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    Wow, that sounds quite pleasant, actually

  • 66 43
    Submitted by mullett08 on Mar 3, 11 at 12:54pm
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    I've done that before after I shut it off but still wanted to feel it

  • 51 33
    Submitted by thebatman on Mar 3, 11 at 1:19pm
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    I can fix that

  • 46 25
    Submitted by Michguy on Mar 3, 11 at 12:34pm
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    Oh well. Enjoy and move on.

  • 30 23
    Submitted by funston on Mar 4, 11 at 12:19pm
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    That happened to my ex once - before we were dating - and her roommate found her like that trying to roust her the next morning. You might want to check your batteries.

  • 64 92
    Submitted by manlaw6 on Mar 3, 11 at 11:52am
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    This is obviously fake, Sad Masturbation is a democracy!

    • 23 24
      Submitted by scotia89 on Mar 3, 11 at 7:42pm
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      Considering I've done this, I don't think its fake...

      • 22 21
        Submitted by said8ED on Mar 4, 11 at 12:30am
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        "democracy" was brilliant. You missed it

  • 32 29
    Submitted by jerm69anl on Mar 4, 11 at 4:23am
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    been there. done that.

  • 27 24
    Submitted by hesda14me on Mar 4, 11 at 2:40pm
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    Embarrassed to see this is from the 504

  • 22 26
    Submitted by meximidge on Mar 12, 11 at 1:09am
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    I can fix tht

  • 24 30
    Submitted by teets215 on Mar 3, 11 at 11:37pm
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    My friend def did this hahah

  • 21 38
    Submitted by SALIA on Mar 4, 11 at 4:54am
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    Who would send this??

  • 25 49
    Submitted by thebatman on Mar 4, 11 at 1:47am
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    manlaw wins this round

  • 35 69
    Submitted by bebackshortly on Mar 3, 11 at 1:16pm
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    "cough" loser, find a boy

    • 20 14
      Submitted by A_urora on Mar 30, 11 at 4:25pm
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      This is my text so *COUGH* suck a dick.

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